I am not Indian, but my parents immigrated from there before I was born. They're Americans as well now, but they are still Hindus, and I was raised Hindu as well.
Won't even dare to call yourself "Indian"? You will fit in nicely. Why would I call myself Indian when I'm not? I don't identify with that nation at all. But... But... You must identify as Indian-American!
Why would we do something as stupid as to allow you to choose to do something that could cause confusion/death.
What? I can't tell if this is sarcasm that translates badly over the internet, or if I'm missing something here...