Who's more creepy?

[Lyin' Steve]

Cruz seems like the kind of guy who could tell you all about how he was sexually abused by a skeleton growing up and developed a love of human organs and anatomy, and how as a matter of fact he's got a lab downstairs where he wants to make a human centipede, all in the exact same tone of voice he'd use to tell you about his tax plan.

Castro just always seems like he's trying so hard he might start crying.