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Junior Chimp
Posts: 8,641
Political Matrix E: -4.90, S: -4.17
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« on: October 25, 2016, 10:40:05 PM » |
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Voter 1
2016 Primaries: Donald Trump 2016 General: Hillary Clinton
A. A liberal saboteur who thought a Trump campaign would be funny, so voted for Trump in an open primary state. After pussygate and the third debate, ready for the joke to be over.
B. Republican who got caught up in the Trump primary campaign but in the fall realizes Trump wouldn't be such a good president. I know someone in this camp.
Voter 2
1992: Bill Clinton 1996: Bill Clinton .... 2016: Donald Trump
Blue collar worker from southwestern PA/Greater Pittsburgh MSA who has had a harder time finding work nowadays.
Depending on when the party switch happened, this sort of voter might have been voting for the losing presidential candidate since 2000.
Voter 3
2008 Primaries: Hillary Clinton 2008 General: John McCain 2012 General: Mitt Romney 2016 General: Donald Trump
PUMA from a conservative, possibly southern state who got wrapped up in the local Republican party in the '10 and '14 midterms along with the '12 campaign against the "Muslim Kenyan" in the white house. Has evolved to an Islamophobic racist who has always like Donald Trump for remaining steadfast on the birther issue. No longer admires Hillary Clinton. On top of this, area may have actually suffered economic problems.
Voter 4
2016: Donald Trump 2020: Hillary Clinton
A. Blue collar worker from Michigan who voted Trump on issues of outsourcing and deporting the foreigners stealing err jorbs. Clinton defeated Trump. Hired by African American and became friends with many legal Mexican immigrants. Son befriended a Muslim at school and the whole families became friendly with each other. Daughter and her black boyfriend were bullied by an adult white nationalist while going to the movies together. Investment broker recommended this new solar company, and after they dropped some money in it the stock went through the roof. You see where this is going.
B. Young college student from a Safe D state who spent too much time on 4chan and/or 8chan and/or the weirder parts of Reddit. Supported Sanders in the primaries, but didn't actually vote, and not knowledgeable about politics. By 2020 however, has become a mature adult.
Voter 5
1804: Thomas Jefferson 1808: James Madison 1812: DeWitt Clinton ... 2016: Donald Trump
Voter fraud? Vampire? Agent of God? Someone with the same name as an early 19th century man? I don't know.
Voter 6
2016: Donald Trump ... 2042: Marcus Clinton
A total idiot. Marcus Clinton is the definition of corruption, and if elected would bow down and kiss the feet of the director of the Eurasian Technate. We would have lost WWIV if that idiot got within a mile of the Second White House. This young voter was in a similar situation as Voter 4B, only s/he obviously never made it to college voting for Clinton in '42.
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