HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
General Richard Dawkins' forces storming the North Pole after taking Baby Jesus hostage and outlawing snow via an illegal executive order
Hello everyone! I hope you're having a happy Secular Inoffensive Winter Holiday, enjoying the safety provided to you by the brave men and women comrades who risk their lives to make sure you are free of vaguely religiously-inspired content this festive period! In times like these I like to recite some of my favorite Secular Inoffensive Winter Holiday poems:
'Twas the ending of Christmas, when all through the land
not a creature was joyous, not woman, not man;
the stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
but never to put things in, only to air;
the children were nestled all snug in their gender-neutral racially-tolerant sleeping zones,
while visions of kale danced in their brain-homes
May the season bring politically correct feelings to you all! 
Tried to have some fun with this--and yes, "brain-homes" was the best I could come up with, even with Peebs helping
*sniff* It's beautiful...
