"Secretariat Clinton, we'd like to ask you a question sent in from '
v.foster45@aol.com': "Hey Hillary is it cool if I come out and endorse you yet or are we still on the DL about that whole thing?" We assume he is referring to Benghazi, and furthermore this email was "sent in" by our researchers who found it in your hard drive. Also, how many months has your doctor given you to live? You have fifteen seconds to respond, which will begin at the start of this question."
"Senator Sanderstein, we believe you are a rapist. We will now proceed to closing statements."
