Who has a better writing style?

[Joe Republic]

She wrote Juno.

I've seen it, and have no idea who wrote it.  Things like that don't really matter.

She also has a blog, wrote some book,

They must be memorable.

and wrote a regular column for a local alternative weekly paper here that only I have read most likely. I have also seen her naked in person, another thing I doubt anyone else on the forum has done.

... wait, are you still trying to act shocked that nobody has heard of her?