Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Joe Republic]

Difficult choice, but S-xless love. (It doesn't mean I can't have s-x on the side with someone else ) I would just have the relationship FDR had with Eleanor Roosevelt, love for each other, but no s-x.

n--e c----e d--e, - a---e w--h y-u a------h i-m n-t s--e y-u c-n h--e s-x o-----e o- m------e i- t--s s------o...... -u--!

[Joe Republic]

I'm sorry but is that a woman?

I'm sorry, were you perhaps hoping to see a little lump where the vagina should have been?

A tumor?

[Joe Republic]

hey, bono..

is that why you are in portugal? Because Spain legalized gay marriage? lol homophobe..

[Joe Republic]

Come on Rosanna stay over 20%, that will make it a mandate.

Mandate for what?  Not totally blowing a special election with especially low turnout?

Clearly this is a referendum against Obama.

[Joe Republic]

 
 




 
 




 
 
 
   
 
 

 
 
Lunar
 
  Re: Obama's GUN CONTROL revealed? HR 45
« Reply #85 on: April 08, 2009, 11:26:12 am »   

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'm some person on the internet, my assurances count for crap

I'm the person who said he would eat his hat if Palin got picked as the VP nominee.  I never actually ate my hat though so I'm a liar as well.    
 

Not too skilled with the internets, are we?

[Joe Republic]

Sometimes I get a mental picture of forum posters, and for jmfcst it's of a guy clutching a Bible to his chest and rocking back and forth in his chair, grinning and mumbling quietly to himself.

[Joe Republic]

Now, I know I've shaken you up in the past, but that's no reason to continue to be disrespectful:

I don't really mind if admitting that I had no idea what jamfest was talking about makes me look like an idiot.  The fact is that his cryptic metaphors were worthless when not even provided within context, and I'm pretty confident that I wasn't the only one who didn't know what he was talking about.  I think my point is that he can easily say now that his 'prediction' was accurate or whatever, but so can astrologists whenever one of their vague or cryptic predictions actually comes true.

Ha ha, did you actually just dig up one of my old posts that emphasizes my point that you're a gibbering crackpot?  Nice.

[Joe Republic]

So, would you prefer to be seen by the forum as a crazy old lunatic who posts pictures of trains to somehow convey a prediction, or just as an ordinary crazy old lunatic?

[Joe Republic]

So, would you prefer to be seen by the forum as a crazy old lunatic who posts pictures of trains to somehow convey a prediction, or just as an ordinary crazy old lunatic?

I prefer the trains, they seem to do the most mental damage

And my goodness, it certainly shows in your posts.  Now that's it, keep hold of your special book, the nurse will be in soon.  Careful though, you've drooled a little. 

[Joe Republic]

...........


Admin..........


Please lock/delete.....


'slike killing my own son.........  :..(

You don't find any comedy in our back-and-forth?  I've no doubt that jmfcst and I both do. 

[Joe Republic]

CARL, apparently there are some things you need to learn about the Comedy Goldmine.  And the internet itself, it would appear.

[Joe Republic]

I love it when you think you've just zinged somebody.  It's precious.

[Joe Republic]

First, I'm not surprised to see the socialist Lunar attacking those with which he disagrees.  It's part of his nature.

Second, he must be smoking from a crack pipe.

Third, his spelling and grammer leaves a lot too be desred!

[Joe Republic]

You must be logged in to read this quote.

First, I'm not surprised you have difficulty in determining what a true socialist is, as you're reasoning skills are exceptionally weak.

Second, put down the crack pipe!

Third, you also seem to have difficulty with logic.  Hardly suprising!

Fourth, Lunar the socialist certainly could never engage in debate with an ideological opponent, as he would require an ideology of his own first.

[Joe Republic]

can anybody dig up the compilation of 'Consistently wrong!s' that Joe Republic (I think) put together?

Alcon gets the credit for that.  You might be thinking of the deluge of J.J.'s deluges that I put together.

[Joe Republic]

Aizen's puns are starting to make life even more worth living.

[Joe Republic]

Brady was a wonderful cat. He meowed all the time, which got annoying. He "vanished" this winter. I tried to tell myself that he was visiting relatives in heaven, and will return soon, but that is ridiculous. So I've accepted the fact a coyote probably ripped him into a million pieces and then ate him.

[Joe Republic]

It's funny (at least in my view) because he's citing Conservapedia as a legitimate source in the first place.  But of course, that's the kind of thing that indicates that he's not a real poster.

[Joe Republic]

Next time you lose an argument, don't post it in the comedy goldmine to save face.

Uh, Sam had to resort to calling somebody a f****t again, so I think you've reached the wrong conclusion about who 'lost'.

[Joe Republic]

Is it ironic that a BRTD thread about Ben turned into a discussion about the best way to suck one's own dick?

[Joe Republic]

glad someone caught it

Caught what?!  Uh oh.  Do I need to inform my wife?

[Joe Republic]

How about you wait for her to bring it up?  You'll finally know what she's been doing on those odd "fishing trips" depending if she's angry or apologetic.

Bring it up?!  Whatever it is, it sounds nasty.

[Joe Republic]

Why did you remove the eloquent and carefully crafted response?

[Joe Republic]

I am not gay and if you presist in saying that I will report you to Dave Leip and the moderators.

[Joe Republic]

I think the internet needs an age limit

I agree.  Frankly I'm sick of JSojourner, Torie, muon2 et al polluting our lovely forum with their incessant potty mouthing and general time-wasting.