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[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

Ben Carson is awesome, the best, kenyan (wtf), a vegetarian, dead (wtf), famous for, a seventh day adventist (related: does ben Carson have cancer (?))
Ben Carson is not a politician, presidential material, speaking, conservative, running,
 doesn't believe in evolution
Trump is not a billionaire, rich, self made, a conservative, a good businessman
Trump does hotline bling, drake, it again, snl, all the emoji faces (!),n(?) drink, hate obama
Kasich is  a democrat (?), how tall, gay (?), not a conservative, (related: why does kasich hate teachers)
Hillary does not drive, have horns (wtf), not trust you, not have a chance, it (really)matter, nae nae (!!), not give a damn about you
Hillary is not going to win, impressed, secretary of state, a feminist, a liberal/progressive, at the DNC, runnng
Bernie Sanders is not presidential, a democrat, boring, a democratic socialist, going to win
                       does not have a change, Larry David, drake
Marco Rubio is not a moderate, a conservative, a scientist (?), hispanic (wtf), a natural born citizen, the republican savior, eligible,being vetted
                  does he speak spanish, he not make me a bigot (?).
 does Marco Rubio have  twin, what does MR for a living, wear a tupée
Ted Cruz is not likable, US born, Canadian, a natural born citizen, eligible, rand paul, impressed, a conservative (?)