Democratic Grand Finale Tuesday results thread (1st polls close @8pm ET)

[RaphaelDLG]

So will we call the D.C. Primary "Epilogue Tuesday"?

The DC Primary fast-forwards twenty years into the future, as Hillary and Bill are dropping off their garishly named son, Jim O'Malley Gilmore Clinton, off at the train station to go to boarding school for his first year.

Also, Bernie Sanders and Jeff Weaver board a ship to leave America and sail West into an allegory for heaven, never to return.

[RaphaelDLG]

I don't see how Sanders wins California.

A larger portion of his supporters are much less angry/conspiratorial than the r/Sanders crowd, and will likely hear the media say that the race is over and then flake.

Clinton has been leading in the polling for forever.  It's a liberal state, but the minority population is way too high for him.

[RaphaelDLG]

Any tyt update? I can't watch now.

Cenk just said Hillary won the nomination and it wasn't a rigged conspiracy in a smoke filled room but the media is biased, some dude with a horrible beard said Sanders people aren't going to continue their newfound participation in politics unless the Democrats start running genuinely progressive candidates across the board - many are struggling with student loan debt....

[RaphaelDLG]

Bernie is like an extremely drunk redneck in his car with his headlights turned off playing an enormously ballsy game of chicken to see if Clinton will blink and toss him a few concessions

[RaphaelDLG]

Uh... you guys do realize that Clinton didn't drop out on the last day of the primaries in 2008 either right? (Technically this isn't even the last day of the primaries.)

Do you think he's meeting with Obama on Thursday just to flip him the bird or something? Get a grip, folks. It takes a few days to sort these things out sometimes.

I LOLed