How to run for political office in the future?

[RaphaelDLG]

1) Be friends with important people who have money
2) Be friends with influential people who have money
3) Be friends with significant people who have money
4) Have money yourself
5) Have an attractive face, or at least one that isn't eminently punchable
6) Be able to talk in a way that instinctively draws people to you/makes them like you
7) Be able to appear normal whilst out in public