Make up a map between you and the preceding poster.

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Speaker of the House Kingpoleon dominates from the get-go and was considered the inevitable nominee. African Americans and DINOs are the only winning groups for Senator South Gothic.

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We are supposed to let the other guy win right? I think it's more fun  that way

Senator Sam Gotham/ Frmr. Senator Jim Webb 259 EVs 43%
Governor Barry Goldwater Jr./ Frmr. Rep. Ron Paul 279 EVs 55%


Goldwater stays true to his name and blutzes the West. Taking the swing states of Nevada and Colorado while also taking Democratic strongholds like New Mexico and Oregon. Senator Gotham does better in the South, but not well enough to make a difference. The Electoral vote is close, but the popular is a near landslide.

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The election would be very close, either one of us could win

Southern Gothic: 248 EV, 48.7%
TNvvolunteer: 290 EV, 48.5%

Is that D>70 for NH?

All those angry New Hampshire women coming out for the Dixieland Daddy.

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Senator Ted Scruz/ Ted Cruz 274 EVs (52.1%)
Senator Samuel Gotham/ Jim Webb 264 EVs (45.6%)

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The Democratic primary between Senator Samuel Gotham and activist Graham Lindsay Wilson De La Clan is close up until the Louisiana Senator is caught at a Civil War reenactment fighting for the Confederacy and being a little too in character.

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Governor Matthew Henry Reppenhagen 289 EVs (51.8%)
Senator Samuel Gotham 249 EVs (46.3)

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Popular North Carolina Senator and MSNBC staple, Penelope Peebly clinches the Democratic nomination in a landslide. Receiving only minor opposition from Louisiana Governor Samuel Gotham who has only limited regional popularity.

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Governor Scott cobbles together a winning coalition at the expense of Governor Gothic