Democratic Ides of March Tuesday results thread (first polls close at 7pm ET)

[Yan]

I'm done basing my predictions on poll results, exit or no, considering they've been getting steadily and dramatically more inaccurate since 2010. At this point, I can see just about anything happening - from a Clinton sweep to another Sanders Surprise.

[Yan]

Those first two numbers theoretically ought to be good news for Sanders, but given that it's Florida, I highly doubt it.

[Yan]

Those first two numbers theoretically ought to be good news for Sanders, but given that it's Florida, I highly doubt it.

Except that's IL.

F**k's sake. That'll teach me to read.

In that case, that's fantastic news.

[Yan]

This comment on r/sandersforpresident has made my day:

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WTF! Are they serious?

You know, I think I'm most amazed by the fact that there was a Sanders supporter with $65k to give.

[Yan]

Sorry I disappeared for a while there, I had to go drown my sorrows in about six Coronas.

[Yan]

Hey, if Sanders can win Missouri and possibly even Illinois, nice rebound after a very rough night.

No, he needs to loose and be humiliated and forced to give up his delegates at the convention like Hillary was in 08.

The delegates Hillary has won can always flip for Bernie. Just saying.

We all know Sanderistas don't really care about democracy and the votes counted. You'd force a Sanders nomination even if only 10% of the votes went for him. Very Hitler and Stalinesque.

That's precious coming from a member of the same party collectively responsible for Nazi they're about to nominate. Goosestep your way back to your own thread, why don't you?

[Yan]

Sweet Jesus, this was painful. I'm all out of Corona, too.