Wulfric Rules of Socialist Identification

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

I seem to remember Wulfric hoping that Sanders could beat Hillary, at one point. Does that mean that he's a socialist, too?

Uh, I never endorsed Sanders for President. What I have said is:

1) Sanders giving Hillary a semi-tough race was necessary preparation for her to do well in the GE, and

2) I originally hoped that Sanders would beat Hillary so that Rubio or Kasich could win in a YUGE landslide. This was before Trump locked things up.

I never said that I endorsed Sanders to actually become president, and that is what matters.

No it isn't; what matters is whether you are in any way related to anyone who is in any way related to someone who supported Sanders.

No, what matters if I myself am related to a Sanders supporter. And to my knowledge, I am not. Although I reasonably could be, and in that case I would be a socialist by association. I don't like that, but it's the way things are.

Throw him in the water with iron weights. If he's a socialist he'll float.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

If a capitalist cannibal were to fully consume a socialist half his size, would he be 1/3 socialist?

No.

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This is the current version of the rules:

A socialist by association consists of ONLY the following:
1. Someone who voted for or endorsed Sanders for President,
2. Someone who is in Sanders's immediate family, and
3. Someone who was endorsed by Sanders during a primary election.

One may be absolved of this status by doing any of the following:

1. One may get elected to congress, governor, president, or state legislature and consistently advocate and vote for capitalist policies during a full term, or,

2. If applicable, may apologize for endorsing Sanders and admit that they endangered the country, or,

3. If Applicable, one may present convincing evidence that they have resisted their relation, or,

4. If Applicable, one may disavow Sanders's endorsement of their candidacy.

1. may be applied retroactively with my approval.

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A socialist by admission consists of ONLY the following:

1. Sponsors or Cosponsors of HR 676,
2. Sponsors or Cosponsors of Senate Bill 1804, and
3. Others who have clearly demonstrated, through the laws that they support, that they are not capitalists.

To absolve oneself of this status, one must withdraw their sponsorship of HR 676 or Senate Bill 1804 if applicable, and one must get elected to congress, governor, president, or state legislature and consistently advocate and vote for capitalist policies during a full term. In this case, there will be no retroactive application - they must serve a new term in office and behave appropriately during that term.

Either this is a joke or you are.

I am not a joke, and this is serious.

Alright, so then you just don't have a damn clue what you're talking about. Therefore, the first statement of yours was incorrect.

My guess is you endorsed Sanders for President, and don't like the fact that you're a Socialist by Association because of that. But calling this a joke doesn't absolve you.

And I thought BRTD was crazy...