How can you not vote FF for a right-wing progressive fascist moderate?
He's only a socially right-wing progressive fascist moderate. He's economically libertarian populist Marxist prohibitionist.
It's a simple four-dimensional political space. I guess we should now be using slogans like:
"Upper northwest past Ukraine is socially right-wing progressive fascist moderate while lower southeast future Ukraine is economically libertarian populist Marxist prohibitionist."
Too hard to diagram. This will have to do: