What's the most "Bushie-esque" thing you've ever done?

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

When I was in middle-school and we were given one-sided worksheets to do in class, I'd spend whole class periods trying to draw from memory detailed maps of the congressional districts in various states (especially Pennsylvania and Ohio) on the backs of the worksheets.  I justified it by telling my teachers that I was going to be a high-paid redistricter some day, so I didn't need to worry about whatever we were learning that day.

I don't know if this counts, but it is the closest thing I could think of that I'm willing to share online.