Would move out and turn the house into a pig farm. Would do my best to make sure it smells.
Why bother? The rest of the neighborhood is already filled with pigs.
That's a Trumpian level insult.
Most definitely, bringing in pigs would improve both the average intelligence and morality of such a neighbourhood. I am, actually, suspecting it would be true even of personal cleanliness. This, indeed, would be my argument in court when they would try to evict my tenants.
