The Al Realpolitik Institute of Sulfur Mining & Extraction

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

This one isn't locked yet?  I'm stunned/

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QFT and "ohh snap"

px has that very sad quality of always trying to be a smartass without grasping what the discussion is actually about.

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Why do so many of the young 'uns here write as though they're writing speeches for the telly?

Because it has been given thought and really deserves to be fully explained, which can only be done with proper vocabulary and syntax?

By which you mean 'turgid prose', presumably? I nearly fell asleep halfway through the second paragraph.

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Why do so many of the young 'uns here write as though they're writing speeches for the telly?

Because they think people actually care about the crap they write.

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I have an extra credit assignment for you. I want you to go back through every single poll on this forum and recalculate based on your own personal opinions of what the partisan sample should be.

The Professor might be the only one to shred VanderBlubb's reputation for being the most skilled troll ever.

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I have an extra credit assignment for you. I want you to go back through every single poll on this forum and recalculate based on your own personal opinions of what the partisan sample should be.

The Professor might be the only one to shred VanderBlubb's reputation for being the most skilled troll ever.

What do you mean 'troll'?  You mean funny, clever, and worth reading?

Yes, of course.

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Do you have some method of defending yourself against these when you go on your next trip to Kenya?:

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/lions-unafraid-of-humans-are-preying-on-dogs-in-nairobis-suburbs/story-fnb64oi6-1226382544162

Wildlife don't normally make their way into the main cities on Nairobi and Kisumu.  When I go to Kenya, I will always stay in the main city and not venture out into the safari.  My goal is to have lunch, not be lunch!

You better hit up the treadmill there Bushie.   Lions tend to pick the low hanging fruit for lunch.  Your fellow Kenyans can run for days.

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Towel snaps just get my juices going.

Gross.

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For anyone that is a true Chelsea fan, you should be happy that they're in Philly.

I suppose it's actually quite appropriate given what Chelsea fans are like.

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You're such a dishonest hack that the words to condemn you fittingly are ones that we are not supposed to use on this forum.

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Nice to see that Ryan comes with his own prop, just like Palin with her special needs baby.

That's not "ohh snap", that's just plain rude.

Absolutely disgusting.

Are you really shocked with px?

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Yes, J.J. it would be pretty funny and unexpected if you posted a fact.

Ouch....I felt that 300 miles away, J.J.

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Almost all of them are made from wool (the objectively correct material for such things).

ahem.  I suppose you also still chisel your notes onto stone tablets.  Perhaps you have not met with Marco Polo's wonderful treasures from the east.  One day you will.  Until then, enjoy your wool.

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Someone mentioned something about unsubstantiated or inaccurate posts. Surely no Mod is messing with those are they?  If so, that would be unwise, in part because then by necessity (unless a mod were working monomaniacally 24/7), the moderating would be almost entirely arbitrary and by accident, and may be colored by personal subjective opinions more than normal, as a few clear water spots are carved out of a sea of pond scum, leaving the overall quantity of the scum just about the same.

Waddaya mean "would be"?

Torie's still interviewing for his theoretically-to-be-Mod position

It's not often Torie gets whacked.

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px gets two in one thread:

A full expiration of the 2010 tax cuts isn't quite enough to pay all these welfare queens that obama has put on the public dole.

True, but it will get the deficit into manageable territory. That is not to say that I support Obama's course of tax hikes without spending cuts, which will likely cause another official recession next year (albeit of a less severe magnitude than the last one since it will probably be more like the 2001 or 1991 recession). However, we obviously cannot have perpetual trillion dollar deficits.

FORWARD!

So that's how it looks when two retards are masturbating each other.

A full expiration of the 2010 tax cuts isn't quite enough to pay all these welfare queens that obama has put on the public dole.

True, but it will get the deficit into manageable territory. That is not to say that I support Obama's course of tax hikes without spending cuts, which will likely cause another official recession next year (albeit of a less severe magnitude than the last one since it will probably be more like the 2001 or 1991 recession). However, we obviously cannot have perpetual trillion dollar deficits.

FORWARD!

So that's how it looks when two retards are masturbating each other.

Here are 10,000 retards:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rshdJZruH_0

There must be only 9999 because I can't see you anywhere.

I'm assuming he was infracted for a personal attack?  If not, why not?

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More and more I think the Republican Party has things it can learn from the Forum on how to be more successful in the War on Women.

Good lord man, what happened to your testicles?   

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This is a first for an ag post.......nice.

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Al's opinion of OldiesFreak's sig

Stunningly stupid, and therefore rather apt.

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I know I sound like Joe Biden, but it's the truth.

Not really.  Joe Biden is smart.  You sound like a mental patient who's also had a lobotomy.

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I know you find it hard, but please, please, please for the Love of God and all His Creation, stop being a c**nt, krazen.

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And Joe thinks we're too harsh on px?

Stop fucking trolling you piece of shit, it is not appropriate and (worse!) it is not even slightly funny.

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Horrible entertainment, and horrible thread.

So how do you get it off?  Looking at men's clothing catalogs?

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I can't believe people in this thread are defending drunk driving.

Yeah it is weird when you run into different opinions.  Can you deal with it?

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deadman whacking me, smash and PiT.  Ouch.

I didn't even notice....the "also rans" aren't important you see

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I hope Bushie enjoys the eternity of hellfire he has brought upon himself.