which of the two preceeding posters has better command of the English language?

[Torie]

Tough one. Both are excellent writers (and for PiT that is quite an accomplishment given that he is still in high school I think), but I give a slight edge to Mikado, after perusing  some of his posts. He writes "easily" and with some style. PiT in a few years will probably leave us all behind. 

[Torie]

Judging from the small number of posts I can recall right now, Persepolis.

*insert archaic and/or complicated word to boost my chances*

You might try your hand at combining "eristic" and "sciolistic" in one sentence, as you put down the mental acuity of someone whose perspicacity is so limited that the dumb not only fails to agree totally with your point of view, but actually cannot even begin to comprehend your flawlessly elegant  reasoning due to dysfunctional synapses. It just devastates the opposition, totally. Just do it! 

[Torie]

Franzl's posts are almost always articulate and coherent, so I suspect him.