Which was a bigger failure?

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The Hillary 2016 campaign was the most disappointing thing since my son. I mean, how much more could you possibly f**k up the entire future of the United States? And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station, the unfortunate reality of Trump's victory is that he'll be around. Forever. He will never go away. He can never be undone. And if you're someone under the age of like, 20, who says his least favorite President was Barack Obama because he was "the most socialist-est one", then I suggest you shut this review off right now, before I carefully explain to you how much of a f**king idiot you are.

So where do I possibly start? Nothing the Clinton campaign did makes any sense at all. It comes off like a plan written by an 8-year-old. It's like Hillary finished the strategy in one draft, and they decided to go with it without anyone saying it made no sense at all or was a stupid, incoherent mess. I guess at this point who's going to question Hillary, or tell her what to do? She controls every aspect of the campaign. Probably got rid of those people that questioned her strategically a long time ago. I also think that everyone just assumed a new Clinton presidency would be an instant hit, regardless of what the message was. Really, how hard could it be to screw up? It's like screwing up mashed potatoes: you boil the water, pour in the packet--

This is just...beautifuly put.