TX-SEN: True to Form

[Former President tack50]

It seems crazy to me that Beto is only 2 years younger than Cruz.

Ted Cruz gives the illusion of a spectral figure who has silently presided over every conflict since the start of humanity and urged for the most destructive response. He floats from century to century, his plastered smile and grating voice at the corner of every room. And though he is in everyone's peripheral vision, when they turn their heads in his direction, he is gone, and only his creepy aura remains.

Ted Cruz Jokes to Oil Lobbyists About Eating Someone’s Son

“I was really tempted to tweet, ‘He was delicious,'” he said

“Ok Ted, as long as you stay on message for the next few week’s your going to be fine. Just don’t do anything that plays into the narrative that you’re some kind of serial killer or lizard man.”

“Ok, I hear you, but how about instead, I joke about eating children and invite comparisons to Hannibal Lector. That’ll make me seem relatable and fun loving.”

Reminds me of this lol

https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/

[Former President tack50]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

His hometown of Houston and Harris County will vote like 60% against him.

His home town will give him 0% of the vote since his home town is Calgary, Alberta.

So Democrats were busing illegals to vote for them all along! It's just that they were Canadians, not Mexicans