Westman Timeline Pt. I

[Dr. Cynic]

More cynical outside political analysis:

The Democratic Elitist:

The Democratic Party wants the people to believe that all of the elites are within the Republican Party.  They want you to believe that the Republican elites are eating grey poupon while watching as their corporate cronies steal all of your hard earned cash and take away your union protections and take away your guns yada yada.  What is hilarious about all of this is that the Democratic Party is just as elitist as the Republican Party.  It's just easier to disguise your elitism when you can portray the opposition as an oppressive majority.  The only real difference between the Democratic elitists and the Republican elitists is that the Democratic elitists drink Poitin instead of Du Voir and eat Drisheen instead of Grey Poupon.
The Democratic Elitist might be as Irish as Soda Bread but cut him and he still bleeds like the atypical Republican WASP elitist: blue.
People talk about the Rockefellers, people talk about the Cabots, people talk about the Adams family.  They talk about the wealth, the prestige, the recognition.  But let's backtrack there a minute.  You wanna know which families are of more wealth?  Of more recognition?  Of more prestige?  How about the Kennedys of Hyannis Port, Massachusetts?  How about the Donnellys of Fairfield, Connecticut?  What about the Costellos of Palo Alto, California?  All Irish, all Catholic, all Democratic.......all of exponentially more wealth than the typical Republican WASP elitist.  These families control international business empires that go far beyond anything even the Rockefeller family was able to do.  Yet, we are supposed to believe that these Hibernian elites, whose blood is as blue as the sky, suddenly are more qualified to identify with the common man than their Grey Poupon eating contemporaries in the Republican Party?  These overlords don't even want to live in the same area, the same ZIP code as the oppressed lower class public they say they are defending!!!

Noah K. Fitzgerald
Socialist Union Party Activist and Author
Excerpt from "The Shadow Government: How the Elites Destroyed the Working Class"

It's good that wasn't about Lawrence Watson, the Scottish lapsed Methodist

[Dr. Cynic]

Oh, I kinda knew where you were going with that, I was just making a bit of a joke.

[Dr. Cynic]

Oh, I kinda knew where you were going with that, I was just making a bit of a joke.

Yeah I knew.
I was just adding extra commentary.

Nothing wrong with that.

[Dr. Cynic]

How'd you get that? Kal make it?

[Dr. Cynic]

I'm interrupting this thread to let you know that I am the best in the world!

[Dr. Cynic]

October 21st, 1984
Westman Campaign stop in Glasgow, Montana:

Scott Westman is in his campaign trailer when Carl Herschelwitz bursts in.
Herschelwitz: Scott!
Westman: I can't believe this bullsh*t.  I mean really, how the hell do these Conservative people always gain the ground on our asses two and a half weeks before election time?  I mean really?
Herschelwitz: Scott!  This is important!
Westman: I mean really man I'm fiscally conservative, I'm pro-gun, what more do these people want?!
Herschelwitz: It's Caroline man.
Westman: I can never find that woman I swear.  It's like she has a compulsion to go shopping wherever we go.  It's like my bank account is the Nile River and she is always swimming up north-
Herschelwitz: YOUR WIFE'S WATER BROKE DAMN IT!  WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL.....NOW!!!!
Westman looked up in disbelief.
Westman: Oh sh*t!  You serious!?
The two men bolt out of the trailer and head for one of the campaign vans.

We're all havin' babies...

[Dr. Cynic]

October 21st, 1984
Westman Campaign stop in Glasgow, Montana:

Scott Westman is in his campaign trailer when Carl Herschelwitz bursts in.
Herschelwitz: Scott!
Westman: I can't believe this bullsh*t.  I mean really, how the hell do these Conservative people always gain the ground on our asses two and a half weeks before election time?  I mean really?
Herschelwitz: Scott!  This is important!
Westman: I mean really man I'm fiscally conservative, I'm pro-gun, what more do these people want?!
Herschelwitz: It's Caroline man.
Westman: I can never find that woman I swear.  It's like she has a compulsion to go shopping wherever we go.  It's like my bank account is the Nile River and she is always swimming up north-
Herschelwitz: YOUR WIFE'S WATER BROKE DAMN IT!  WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL.....NOW!!!!
Westman looked up in disbelief.
Westman: Oh sh*t!  You serious!?
The two men bolt out of the trailer and head for one of the campaign vans.

We're all havin' babies...

You guys are bunch of creep.

Are not! I have you know, Kal that my fiancee and I have already discussed how many children and what their names would be

[Dr. Cynic]

October 21st, 1984
Westman Campaign stop in Glasgow, Montana:

Scott Westman is in his campaign trailer when Carl Herschelwitz bursts in.
Herschelwitz: Scott!
Westman: I can't believe this bullsh*t.  I mean really, how the hell do these Conservative people always gain the ground on our asses two and a half weeks before election time?  I mean really?
Herschelwitz: Scott!  This is important!
Westman: I mean really man I'm fiscally conservative, I'm pro-gun, what more do these people want?!
Herschelwitz: It's Caroline man.
Westman: I can never find that woman I swear.  It's like she has a compulsion to go shopping wherever we go.  It's like my bank account is the Nile River and she is always swimming up north-
Herschelwitz: YOUR WIFE'S WATER BROKE DAMN IT!  WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL.....NOW!!!!
Westman looked up in disbelief.
Westman: Oh sh*t!  You serious!?
The two men bolt out of the trailer and head for one of the campaign vans.

We're all havin' babies...

You guys are bunch of creep.

Are not! I have you know, Kal that my fiancee and I have already discussed how many children and what their names would be

I didn't need to know that I really didn't.

Tough teepees.

[Dr. Cynic]

What's wrong with you, people? Can't you have normal kids out of wedlock?

Jesus and Jefferson Dent are crying, reading this.

Did I ever say that Westman was the father?
(scandal)

Holy swerve, Batman!

[Dr. Cynic]

I wish Christopher Walken had guested on the A-Team. His interactions with Dwight Schultz alone would've been worth it.

[Dr. Cynic]

I just read your latest entry and I've gotta tell you, when I read Scott's lines and imagine William F. Buckley's voice, it makes me lol.

I look forward to what's next.

[Dr. Cynic]

You're lucky, Mecha... You get questions and feedback in your awesome timeline. I'm not sure anyone bothers to read mine ... You're the talent, man.

[Dr. Cynic]

Thanks. I do always like to give comments for yours when I have something good or at least self-deprecatory to add.

[Dr. Cynic]

HOLY MOOD WHIPLASH, BATMAN!

Bloody brilliant

[Dr. Cynic]

Still great work as always!

It reminds me I need to go back to work on mine. I've been neglecting my writing recently.

[Dr. Cynic]

Oh snap!

[Dr. Cynic]

A living and active HHH at 75... Awesome.

[Dr. Cynic]

Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry interesting, Mr. Bond

I like watching Larry Watson act a bit stupid before his hopeful redemption... But good god, does he have to get that temper under control!

[Dr. Cynic]

NOTE:

I realized that one of the earlier posts I had up was kind of crappy and unoriginal so I erased it and then erased the one after that and combined it with a previous post.

Looking back though, this revision works better.

Sorry for the confusion.

I missed the deleted entries, but everything still looks quite awesome.

[Dr. Cynic]

Holy crap

[Dr. Cynic]

Who the hell would give you infractions over the timeline? Bogus bullsh**t, obviously.

I still enjoy the hell out of it, even though I hadn't had a chance to read it in a week, so keep going, dude. Whoever reported it can take the bug up their asses and eat them as far as I'm concerned.

[Dr. Cynic]

All I want is to make sure this doesn't end. It's one of the things I most enjoy reading on this or any other website and my whole interest is to protect it and hope that Mecha isn't put off on it now.

[Dr. Cynic]

.....Whoa

[Dr. Cynic]

Is Watson still in a coma or in the hospital?

[Dr. Cynic]

Is Watson still in a coma or in the hospital?

Ohhh............whoops.

I totally forgot about that.

Lol...

You killed mom!