Is Mormonism a Religion or a Cult

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Whenever I see two fat and sassy young bastards dressed up in black dress slacks and a white short sleeved shirt.. and ties.. and to top it all off they have the effrontery to ride around on bicycles!

But one time, I saw two fat pale boys dressed up in black trousers, white short sleeved dress shirts, riding in a tuk-tuk, and I thought - 'damned Mormons!'  or 'Mormons go home' or 'fqing Mormons' (you know how your thoughts are sometimes emotions rather than an actual monologue, and can contain several phrases per instant) - but as it turned out these were ordinary desperate miserables - namely teachers - and they've become I won't say friends of mine, but anyway they're tolerable, despite being americans more or less.

But aside from that one time, I used to try to speak to the actual Mormon Missionaries, just as an experiment, and I was gratified by their discomfort and obfuscy in having to deal with a terrible sinner, except for one time one of a pair of them was friendly, and kept talking to me after my initial intrusion, to the obvious consternation of both myself and his symbiote.  I could not help but speculate that this poor enthusiast (who even raved about the Isaan food a I do!) would soon be ejected from the Church and find a happier existence with an amoral girl.  At least I could hope so...