Is masturbation immoral?

[opebo]

Clearly BRTD has a fetish thing influenced by his political views, which is fine-- PROBLEM is that not many hot girls match his description, so he can't act on it too well.

Filipino chicks are HOT

Quite correct!  I've been there twice.. or maybe it is three times now.  Hard to remember.  But Thai girls definitely edge them out, imo.

[opebo]

And of course the USSR and their puppet Communist regime in Afghanistan were opposed by feminism's worst nightmare, the Taliban. The US definately took the wrong side there, at least women would be treated fairly under the Soviet puppet regime.

I couldn't agree more!  Any reasonable person would prefer to live under communism compared to theocracy, particularly Muslim theocracy.

[opebo]

Well, I don't know - lets see what that noted Muslim Theocrat and ruler of Iraq Ali Al-Sistani has to say on the subject -
A Question and Answer on the subject from his web site:

No: 1
Question:If my wife wants me to masturbate in front of her, is it then allowed?

Answer:You are not allowed to do it with hand, but your wife is. 
 
 
No: 2
Question:Can woman cook for Nathr in monthly period?

Answer:Yes, it is permissible in both cases. 
 
 
No: 3
Question:Is it ok to delay namaaz for a majlis or matam?

Answer:Prayers offered on time are much better. {Meaning, there is more significance in them.} 
 
 
No: 4
Question:What does Islam say about masturbation? If a man is doing this what type of punishment will he deserve and how can he do\ get Tawba?

Answer:He has committed a forbidden act. Repentance would be sufficient for Tawbah. 
 
 
No: 5
Question:When I am unable to do Muta’h (temporary marriage), am I allowed to masturbate?

Answer:Masturbation is not permissible under any circumstances.

http://www.sistani.org/html/eng/main/index.php?page=4&lang=eng&part=1
 

[opebo]

I do know that rural ("kuntree") Southern blacks masturbate the least, while suburban mid-Atlantic whites masturbate the most. For a few country southern blacks, masturbation isn't even a thought: as soon as they reach sexual awareness, they have sex, thus leading to the outrageous (pre-)teenage birth/abortion rates among the poor rural South.

Wow, cool!  Though I don't know how you know this.

[opebo]

I do know that rural ("kuntree") Southern blacks masturbate the least, while suburban mid-Atlantic whites masturbate the most. For a few country southern blacks, masturbation isn't even a thought: as soon as they reach sexual awareness, they have sex, thus leading to the outrageous (pre-)teenage birth/abortion rates among the poor rural South.

Wow, cool!  Though I don't know how you know this.

He is right however.

What I'm gathering is that you and Storebought have dabbled.  They let crackers in on this hot scene?  I'll be visitin' next time I'm in the States, States.  

But seriously, do they ever sell it to whitey?

[opebo]

I do know that rural ("kuntree") Southern blacks masturbate the least, while suburban mid-Atlantic whites masturbate the most. For a few country southern blacks, masturbation isn't even a thought: as soon as they reach sexual awareness, they have sex, thus leading to the outrageous (pre-)teenage birth/abortion rates among the poor rural South.

Wow, cool!  Though I don't know how you know this.

He is right however.

What I'm gathering is that you and Storebought have dabbled.  They let crackers in on this hot scene?  I'll be visitin' next time I'm in the States, States. 

But seriously, do they ever sell it to whitey?

Sure! I know plenty of old rednecks that mess around with black girls. And they catch no grief from anyone for it.

I'd probably just end up getting killed.  That's the great thing about Asia - one can pursue this hobby in a nearly crime-free environment.

[opebo]

Er...States...Opebo...hello??? Store is no redneck? He's a Black man?

Oh, I had no idea!  I tend to assume that Republicans are white, because nearly all are.

[opebo]

I will be returning to the US in a month!  Lets hope I haven't forgotten how!!!

[opebo]

Not immoral, but it is a sign of an ill-functioning society if men cannot get sex when they want it.