Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[opebo]

What's the point of having sex with a mule?  They're sterile.  It's like using condoms

Haha, good one.  I hate condom-sex just about as much as I hate mule-sex.. though at least one normally doesn't get kicked in the head during the latter.

So, Opebo normally gets kicked in the head when he has condom-sex, but not when he has mule-sex. 

Hah, good catch.. I had that one ass-backwards!

[opebo]

Walter's signature deserves to be here...





Caption: "it's prom night in philadelphia."


Does anyone know what that means? I'm cracking up because 1) the image is hilarious and 2) the caption is confusing.

It means that WalterMitty is a racist.  A funny racist though.

[opebo]

Both the cultural and political pushes by gays are essentially top-down movements

[opebo]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/opebo/

Robert Stark has performed a valuable public service for these fora. I never though I'd live to see this.
Hilarious, and you know the man himself created the page. It's half-proof that he exists like this in real life.

This has got to be phoney but still hilarious.

Nah, the profile was created in 2004. It is DEFINATLY him.

Why?  Did we date?

[opebo]

Oscar

If that is his name, I like it!!!!

You should become opebo's friend.

I'm sure he'd be happy to have you.

One of the best posts I've seen in awhile.

It is kind of funny though not very related to me, as I have never evidenced any desire to 'have friends'.

[opebo]

Why does it seem these things always occur in Asia?

I move the sun a little.

[opebo]

Go for it dude, you'd be like the 3rd or 4th Atlasian to ever get laid.

This is the only funny thing in this thread for the past 3 or 4 pages.  We really need a second "funny" thread for the stuff that is actually funny and not just quotes of dumb people saying dumb things being reposted to this thread by dumb people.

When first I read this I thought 'how rude of deadman', but then I looked back and you were right, mostly.  What was the last thing before this StateRights gem that you thought was witty?

I think you make a valid distinction - between the witty and the merely laughable.  I enjoy having both brought to my attention, but I'm not sure anything would be gained, or whether it would be practicable, for the two types of humour to be allocated to their own threads.

[opebo]

When  What was the last thing before this StateRights gem that you thought was witty?

Clearly this one

We sent Bill Clinton to pick up two women?  Well at least we picked the right man for the job.  Go get 'em Bill!

You didn't like my little zinger about Richius's leather thong?  I know it wasn't one of my best, but I liked it.

[opebo]

opebo's atrocious Paint skills are amusing.

Haha yes, I thought so too but maybe I don't understand how to use it.  It seemed very labour intensive, not what I would have expected for the 'computer age'.

[opebo]

Large police car approached us but we were able to escape on feets.