Tender Branson
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« on: May 13, 2012, 11:57:18 PM » |
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A man is taking a walk in Central Park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl."
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !"
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."
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