Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

"To protect innocent Americans from violent crime in national parks and refuges."

Armed robbery is a problem.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I'd say all things being equal Zooey is better looking, but Katy can be more appealing since she has a nicer rack and dresses sluttier.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Florida

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Wisconsin

Fair enough.

I'm just joshing you, you're one of the good guys. Just disagree with you.

Einzige however is the like the Atlas Forum version of the swine flu.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Frodo is a Jew?

I guess he saw the Deeds sig and assumed it was Constine.

Correct.  Apologies, Frodo.

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Heck - I've touched a lot of guys' inner thighs now that I think about it...I can pretty much comfortably touch a guy anywhere - I'm used to it...there really isn't a spot on a guy's body that I haven't touched.

Not nearly as out of context as you'd think

As soon as I saw that this topic had a new post, I knew that that's what it was going to be.

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Down's lack of grammar skills always amuze me:

Return?  What public office did he ever held?

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Down's lack of grammar skills always amuze me:

Return?  What public office did he ever held?

I just noticed this, and wow, I feel like an idiot.

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He has the balls to hold on to his views through hell and high water, so FF, but his views are pretty darn bad.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Down's lack of grammar skills always amuze me:

Return?  What public office did he ever held?

I just noticed this, and wow, I feel like an idiot.

That wasn't a joke?

No - it was an honest mistake.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I'd track them down and give them what's coming to them.  (Seriously - I hate people who steal stuff - somebody egged my car the other day and if I would've caught them I'd have ... idk - done something).

Lol, done something?  Knowing you, you would have bought them a drink, befriended them and invited them home for dinner. 

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

gporter - 153
power - 153 - yeah gporter power!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I voted for Arizona. Why are people interested in Georgia? That won't even a swing state in 2012 if the election is 50/50

THEY ONLY DO '12 POLL IS ARIZONA WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

English please.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Posts like these make me wonder if Inks has ever seen a naked lady, or could even imagine what one would look like.

Why?

Inks, it's Vander Blubb.

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Sam's post made me laugh, but contrasting that with Don's post right after it made me laugh even more:

Who are you and why should I (or anyone else on this forum) care?

Welcome to the forum... I think you'll fit in fine here.

Hope things get better!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Hello. I recently started using The Twitter, but I'm wondering if anyone has any user tips and why everyone is all RE @ # everything.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

With my g/f,  yes.

So your crotch really is on fire.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Salutations, stranger!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Well met!
Stranger: hi
You: How are you faring on this morning/afternoon/evening?
You: Hello?
Stranger: i'm ok
Stranger: u?
You: I am rather spiffing, actually
You: I have had something of a productive day, to tell you the truth.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: are you gay
You: No, I'm French
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: Good evening, sir/madam!
Stranger: hi
You: How have you fared?
Stranger: what?
You: How has your morning/afternoon/evening seen you?
Stranger: good good u?
You: I have been rather well, truth be told.
Stranger: how old r u?
You: I buffed all my pairs of latex pants.
You: However, I would have commenced upon my shirts, however I ran out of the requisite product
You: One too many howevers, I fear.
You: You must forgive me. I am somewhat excited to be conversing with another in real-time
Stranger: how old r u??
Stranger: hey
You: From your rather truncated method of communication, I suspect I am older than you.
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Philosophically, politically, spiritually or physically? Such a question depends, I believe, on whether one is taking into account one's psychological and metaphysical journey through life
You: Tell me, would you consider yourself to be a religious person?
Stranger: oh god! just simple answer pls.. where are u from?
You: I hail from the antipodes.The island-continent, no less.
You: From where, pray tell, do you hail from?
Stranger: you mean the South Pole?
You: I hope not, although I am quite fond of the cold.
You: No, my dear boy/girl. I do not mean the South Pole
Stranger: so where are u from?
You: After all, the South Pole is an arbitrary geographical location, not a continent
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: Just tell me where you came from
You: The smallest of the continents.
You: Also, a nation
Stranger: where?
Stranger: england?
Stranger: us/
Stranger: ?
You: Are England or The United States of America continents?
Stranger: oh why don't you just tell me you're nationality?
You: I already have!
Stranger: I mean country's name
Stranger: like uk us..
Stranger: etc
You: I am merely offering you a chance to expand your horizons. It has become abundantly clear that geography is not a strong point of yours
You: I am simply assisting you in attending to this.
You: Tell me, my dear boy, what are the continents of the Earth?
You: I am assuming you are in fact male. If you are not, I apologize for my sexist assumption
Stranger: omg just think as you want
You: A hermaphrodite? Oh my, I am truly blessed!
Stranger: oh hell no
Stranger: hey how old r u?
Stranger: you seems really old
You: My grandmother once told me that you are only as old as the one you are feeling.
You: Of course, at the time she kept a scandalously large stable of catamites.
You: It is with utmost regret that I must inform you that I shall terminate our discussion.
You: It has been made abundantly clear that you are something of a lost cause.
Stranger: hey I guess you're outsider or something like that!
Stranger: you annoying me!
Stranger: holy sh**t
You: Unfit for enlightenment.
You: I hope further communications find you more intellectually apt.
You have disconnected.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Actually, just this whole thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=105578.0

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Sometimes this forum reminds me of the Halloween episode of The Simpsons when Lisa accidentally creates a tiny human civilization inside a petri dish.

Dave created the forum, and unwittingly created a rapidly evolving culture with virtually no input or control from him.  Every now and again he dips in to find his creation mutating into a life of its own, and backs away from it in despair.  Occasionally it sucks him into itself when forced to plead to its Creator for help, but his assistance is usually short-lived.