As the only voting resident of DC, I submit the following to either the House or Senate, or to the Southern Chamber:
AN ACT
To rename the District of Columbia
Section 1: Title
This legislation may be cited as the Puerto Gayle Act.
Section 2: Renaming
Whereas, illustrious media magnate Oprah Winfrey has described Gayle King as "the mother [she] never had, [...] the sister everybody would want, [...] the friend everybody deserves" and that she doesn't "know a better person," it stands to reason that:
A. the District of Columbia will be renamed "Puerto Gayle", in honor of one of Atlasia's best people, on all official documents and references.
B. that Puerto Gayle may be shortened to "PG" in addresses, mail documentation, and any other uses where "DC" was previously applied.
Section 3: Time
This bill will take effect immediately on passage.
