I'm going to Subway, do you want anything? My shout.

[angus]

Tuna on whole wheat.  Lots of mayonnaise.  Mayonnaise on both sides, in fact.  Make sure that they put it on before anything else.  They'll look at you funny but they'll do it.  Provolone immediately on top of the mayonnaise, then tuna.  Lightly toasted.  Make sure you say lightly.  Then, jalapeños, pepperoncinos, onion, tomato, lettuce, and more jalapeños.  Make sure they put lots of jalapeños.  Then have them put a long, fat squirt of dark mustard along the length of it, and some vinegar and oil.  Then, copious ground black pepper.  Just the sandwich.  No chips or drink.