Why the heck would a minor not be allowed to pump gas? Heck, I pumped gas in our family car when I was like 10 - back when it used to be fun. Now I'd rather stay in the car than get out and do it (especially when it's freezing cold).
Er, don't you listen to the global warming proponents? They will tell you that "freezing cold" is something from the past, and if you believe you are experiencing it, then you're some kind of nut.
I love it when conservatives try to use sarcasm as a means of humor. Rather than coming across as funny, they just come across as mean, hateful, and ignorant.
Now do I win?