WHEN?

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I think Jeb should divorce his wife and marry Hillary, and they will be known as Jeb and Hillary Clinton-Bush. They still start a new party called the Dynasty Party, running on the Clinton-Bush/Clinton-Bush ticket. Building up an air of inevitability to deter all challengers, they will be elected unopposed to the presidency. Clinton-Bush will place a golden crown on the head of Clinton-Bush in lieu of an inauguration. Plank 1 of the party will be that midway through their first term, Clinton-Bush will resign the presidency so that Clinton-Bush can assume the presidency. Clinton-Bush will then appoint Clinton-Bush to the vice presidency. Plank 2 will be annexation to the United Kingdom, but not before storming Buckingham Palace and deposing those usurpers the Windors. They will then of course have to repeal the Magna Carta, the charter of liberties, and all Anglo-Saxon traditions prior to the Norman conquest of 1066, and of course abolishing the Parliament. Having secured their home base, they will then invade Germany, land of the Hun, and lay waste to Hanover as punishment to the pretenders. Francis will then declare that the Clinton-Bushes rule by divine right and pass on his infallibility to them and all of their descendants, in exchange for a restoration of Roman Catholicism as the official religion of England and the Colonies.

Bill will marry Monica, and they will relocate to northern Louisiana so they can move in with the Amazing Atheist.