Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

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Again, psychiatrists are super expensive.  I don't have insurance.  Therefore I do not have the money to see anybody.  Even if I never took a dime from my parents, we still don't have enough money to fund a useless psychiatrist.  Plus, I don't need to see one.

You admitted to having several of the signs of sociopathy... if that's not deserving of seeking mental help, I really don't know what is.  You're a perpetual liar, you're impulsive, you are to the point that you cannot hold down a stable job or support yourself in any way whatsoever, and you have stolen/conned your parents multiple times and end up justifying doing it or continuing to do it.  Dude... face the facts.  That laundry list isn't normal, and you're harming others, not just yourself.

Have you looked into seeking mental health through IHS?  They have a whole webpage on it: http://www.ihs.gov/ihm/index.cfm?module=dsp_ihm_pc_p3c14

Have you looked into Medicaid?

I am in great mental health.  I'm fine.

You admitted to having signs of sociopathy.  How is that fine?

I am in great mental health.  I'm fine.

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Sounds like a boring wedding.

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Wow, the reception only lasted 90 minutes? I guess a reception without alcohol is just unbearably boring.

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What kind of food do you eat when you're in Kenya, Bushie? Do they have some Kenyan guy flip some hamburgers and fries to feed the Americans who can't eat local food or healthy food?

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I suspect another "rock" will "hit" the windshield around July 8-9, requiring an urgent visit to the garage on July 10 at 1pm.

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So... what's this thing about cancelling the return flight?

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It would be weird explaining to (probably undernourished) poor Kenyan children that their sponsor father (who isn't really their sponsor since he has no money of his own) lives with his parents, has never had a stable job, makes limited efforts to actually find one, spends his days eating fast food while still insisting he's dieting, and can't take care of a dog.

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Don't worry guys, he won't leave. This is just another of his ideas.