Comedy Goldmine V: A Tribute to Delayed Sequels with Over-the-Hill Actors

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You should get a bitchin bicycle with little a pink-and-white woven basket and tassles on the handlebars and one of those little bells so the other dudes know you're coming so GET THE F OUTTA THE WAY.

hells yeah son

KotBP's thread again, o/c.

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why are some people so negative when I post

Im not calling you all sh**theads  I like most of you very much

But some of you spout out in insults nonstop why the  do I even post here. Its in annoying

why the  do I even post here.

An excellent question.  This is a politically-oriented forum, you know.

That was a question?  I wasn't even sure that was English.

It wasn't, but I've recently been taking lessons on how to understand and communicate with retards on the internet.  BRTD has kindly (but unknowingly) assisted me with my tuition.

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McCain gets to 270 with these states called already:

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Need to be involved in Atlasia, but still good.

The Midwest is killed off in both maps. A little odd as the Mideast is far more dysfunctional.

Speaking as Lt. Governor of the Mideast, I am offended by that statement.  The Mideast functions very well.

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Just out of curiosity, why did you make a thread that will be "coming soon"?  Couldn't you just have waited until you had some content and then posted it then?

Or, at the very least, pleasured us with some 1990s-style animated UNDER CONSTRUCTION gifs.

Or at the very least:

SUM'N'Z COOKIN'

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Fox sets the bar for journalistic standards.

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No (R)

Look at the author.

I think he may have taken too much of a food that didn't agree with him. Or something.

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In March of 1973, the economy continues to worsen and it is on the brick of a recession, but is still not there yet. Gas prices are continuing to rise. President Romney makes a trip to Europe this month and meets with the European prime minister as well as members of the british royal family.

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Yes, thats like saying I am Catholic because my last name is Welsh, and people in Welsh are most Catholic.

I always have a hard time understanding his posts

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DWTL, if you could send me those PMs of gporter, I could really use a good laugh.

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John Smith; without him, Virginia would have died, and we'd likely not the US today.

Have you at any point considered voting for persons whose lives were unrelated to America?

I doubt he knows who half of these people are.

I know who all of those people are.  Who am I, gporter?

No, he knows a smidge more and is more consistent

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Alright, I'm still not 100% what Gporter is getting at but this hilarious:

you all must really hate me. I have never heard one kind word come from some of your mouths. keeping up with your criticisms of me is like flipping through a Playboy magazine with your wife flipping the pages.

And then he says he goes to a Christian school... Lol.

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I think that you want for me to learn how to spell, which I already know how too but you insist that I don't, not lear how to spell.

WHY DON'T YOU USE THE SPELL CHECK?

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gporter's first Senate legislation

Immigration Reform Bill:

1. All illegal immigrants who wish to become residences of this country will be able to do so in an easy process. The immigrants shall notify the Atlasian government at least four months before coming into the country. The atlasian government will look at the person's background, including criminal record and other records. The government will send a notification back to the upcoming immigrant saying if he has been accepted or turned down by the government to come into the country.

2. Two months before coming into the country, the upcoming immigrant will send forms to the Atlasian government to both apply for a drivers license and for health care. Once the upcoming immigrant is given the health care and drivers license for Atlasia, then he must wait two more months before coming into the country.

3. After the two month period, the immigrant will be allowed into the country. The immigrant must report to the state government within thirty days for notification that the immigrant is now a citizen of Atlasia.

This bill, if passed,  will make the immigration system better. It will allow the immigrant to come into the country already having health care, a drivers license, and admission to become an Atlasian citizen.

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I have some more Gporter personal message material, some of it funnier than the first if anyone wants it

Send my way, please.

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More gporter gold in this old thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=54671.15