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« Reply #50 on: November 13, 2014, 03:07:17 AM »
« edited: November 13, 2014, 03:10:44 AM by Lief »
Quote from: HockeyDude on November 12, 2014, 11:11:32 PM
Quote from: Grumps on November 12, 2014, 10:56:08 PM
Bushie's sister in law likes all 4 posts from me on his fb.  Smart lady.

I wish her husband would be as hard on his brother as she is.  Bushie might respond to a bit of military discipline.  

I've long believed that what Bushie needs the most in life is someone to pull down his pants, put him over their knee, and give his butt a good, hard whupping.
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« Reply #51 on: November 13, 2014, 07:07:14 PM »
What was in the shot?
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« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2014, 01:17:32 AM »
bushie let your poor 98-year-old grandmother eat cereal for dinner if she wants to!
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« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2014, 07:26:29 PM »
Quote from: Eraserhead on November 15, 2014, 07:25:18 PM
Bushie, please don't love on a 13-year-old boy.

It's too late. I fear the poor 13-year-old boy is being loved by the whole clan as we speak.
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« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2014, 10:35:41 PM »
You know, I always kind of had a feeling that Update's end would come about because Bushie was arrested on espionage charges.
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« Reply #55 on: November 17, 2014, 10:45:58 AM »
Wow.
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« Reply #56 on: November 17, 2014, 11:16:19 AM »
I like how Bushie considers essentially quitting his job to be a "trivial matter at best."
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« Reply #57 on: November 17, 2014, 11:20:42 AM »
I do hope that grandma Bushie gives him a good, hard spanking after she finds out that he skipped work this morning.
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« Reply #58 on: November 17, 2014, 12:57:41 PM »
Bushie's reaction to his boss reminds me of this classic Simpsons joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lAEO07SISU
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« Reply #59 on: November 17, 2014, 07:27:52 PM »
Quote from: WalterMitty on November 17, 2014, 07:27:11 PM
one thing is certain:  granny doesnt have the option of taking a day off  from waiting on bushie hand and foot.

I wonder what meal she fixed him tonight!
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« Reply #60 on: November 17, 2014, 07:47:44 PM »
Unfortunately, due to his long day at work, Bushie was unable to help his 103-year-old grandmother fix him his dinner. He plans to consider helping her make him his dinner at a later date.
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« Reply #61 on: November 17, 2014, 08:30:05 PM »
Well thank god that Bushie is helping his 123-and-a-half-year-old grandmother with the dishes at least. The poor lady.
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« Reply #62 on: November 17, 2014, 10:48:16 PM »
Quote from: asexual trans victimologist on November 17, 2014, 10:42:23 PM
Bushie's Marian theology is terrible and disturbing.

What, you think there's a problem with God being a child rapist? And ignoring whether or not Mary consented because He, in his infinite wisdom and power, created the concept of consent? No, it seems like Bushie has really devised a great theology here!
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« Reply #63 on: November 18, 2014, 08:31:23 PM »
Watching Rudolph is part of your faith?
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« Reply #64 on: November 19, 2014, 01:06:57 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Morden on November 18, 2014, 11:45:25 PM
Quote from: King on November 18, 2014, 11:37:10 PM
Bushie, how do you know this thread and the advice/"ridicule" you receive are not part of God's plan for you and a message he is giving to you?

Because our advice is not bathed in prayer.


hahaha holy sh[inks] the clarence post right after it

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« Reply #65 on: November 19, 2014, 11:53:58 AM »
Really looking forward to what excuse Bushie comes up with to not cook his own dinner tonight! Should be good.
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« Reply #66 on: November 19, 2014, 04:04:05 PM »
Bushie you need to stop napping so goddamn much.
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« Reply #67 on: November 19, 2014, 11:56:58 PM »
Quote from: King on November 19, 2014, 11:07:31 PM
I bet I could gain 85 lbs to put me at 285 and then lose it all back down to 200 before Bushie can lose enough weight to get to 260.

Now that is an Update spin-off I would love to see!
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