Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation

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Presumably he will be buried alive alongside them, like the pharaohs of old.

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Anyone else notice that Bushie has become virulently anti-Obama lately? Could it be because of his unemployment situation?

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bushie, i work in a grocery store.  i notice you like to think that occupation is beneath you.

i would just point out...im getting paid tomorrow.  when is your next paycheck coming in?

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I really love the episodes where we learn about the Oklahoman culture.

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My favorite part is how the Oklahoman word for salad is "green stuff" and it is even more unhealthy than the rest of the food!

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A lot of businesses in the South like to play up the hillbilly thing. They think it's cute. This is especially true of restaurants. When I was a kid, there was a regional chain of restaurants called Po' Folks. Your drinks were served in mason jars. The tablecloths had a bright plaid pattern. You get the idea. It's just a gimmick.

This, incidentally, also describes 50% of the restaurants in Williamsburg. Looks like everything has come full circle.

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Yeah Bushie prefers to sleep all day with entertainment on in the background.

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Bushie really needs to go back to Central North Oklahoma State University and demand his ecommerce degree money back.

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Bushie is there a reason you've turned so violently against President Barack Obama in the past few weeks? Do you blame him for your current unemployment situation?

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Bushie is there a reason you've turned so violently against President Barack Obama in the past few weeks? Do you blame him for your current unemployment situation?

His administration has been an absolute catastrophe for the country.  His policies are by and large devastating and debilitating to the country.  On top of that, he's too arrogant.  It's his way or the highway.  He expects every person in America to think like him and welcome his liberal, progressive, anti-Christian agenda.

What made you change your mind about him? Was it the declining employment rate? Or the surging GDP? Or maybe the quickly dropping price of gas? Or the ten million fewer uninsured people? Because you voted for him twice.

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Let me guess:  Obama was the latest topic of conversation in a recent church sermon*, or with the aunt and uncle who stayed with Granny last week?

It definitely seems like Bushie was given a stern talking to around the table at one of the twenty-seven family dinners he ate last week about the dangers of that black Kenyan Marxist interloper in the WHITE house.

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Bushie do you support the repeal of the 1964 Civil Rights Act?

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Bushie do you support the repeal of the 1964 Civil Rights Act?

No

But you stated earlier that you believe business should be able to choose who they serve?

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Bushie you're posting a political forum. It's sort of expected that you defend your views, especially if they're ripped straight out of the George Wallace for President 1968 campaign platform.

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Bushie, how would some of your Okie brethren, not knowing you were daddy to two African kids, treat them if they walked into some rural restaurant?

They would shoot first, ask question later. You know that, Grumps.

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I changed my avatar... Everyone happy?

Bushie...I don't think this works.

The fact that you have ever voted for any Demoncrat ever automatically makes you a far left Marxist in Oklahoma. In fact, not only did you vote for a run of the mill Demoncrat, you voted for the Kenyan in the White Hut twice. That's an unforgivable sin in Oklahoma. You're trapped either way. Though maybe I-OK would work?

I thought about I-OK, but I decided on R-OK on account of my support for Chris Christie.

I'm surprised you support Christie. Do you have anything in common with him besides size?

IIRC the reason Bushie supports Christie is, and I am not joking, because Christie sorta of kinda opposes gay marriage but not enough to do anything about it but he still definitely opposes it.

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So Bushie lost his job, THEN became a Republican?

Is he really trying to destroy his own interests?

If we had a god-fearing Christian in the White House, instead of this Muslim atheist Barak Hussein Obummer, maybe Bushie wouldn't have lost his job in the first place!

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Bushie have you abandoned your stubborn opposition to becoming an Uber driver yet?

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Get rid of the pedophile mustache and they may judge you less harshly.

Yeah, "stop talking and start doing" by going to your bathroom and shaving your mustache off right now.

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Damn, I'm loving this season. Bushie is pushing 400 pounds and he still refuses to drink carbonated sugar water any less than 7 days a week. Plus the shocking revelation that murderers and rapists get into Heaven too!

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Bushie if Adolf Hitler decided to believe in Jesus right before he killed himself, is he in Heaven now?

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Wait so does death-bed-conversion Hitler go to Heaven or not?

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Does it really count as a hiatus if you were going to be asleep during that time anyway?

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The ",yet." Bushie always puts at the end of things he definitely will NOT be doing is one of my favorite things.

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Just cook a week's worth of food at a time. That's what I do. I eat by myself usually at least 4 days a week.