Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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BRTD post

Oh yes. That was epic.

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This made me laugh really hard:

A dangerous, dangerous group. And I'm not kidding or trying to be funny: the country would be better off without these people. Their pathetic protests today were filled with hatred and ignorance.

http://www.dailykostv.com/w/001167/

Conservatives are filled with "hatred" and "ignorance" and the link is to DailyKooks

I've never read anything nearly as ignorant or hateful on DailyKos as comparing Obama to Hitler is. The site staff actually takes a very hardline stance against that kind of stuff. And the link is to a clip from CNN.

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This easily could have been accomplished with adult stem cells or those from the umbilical cord

Could you give a source to back this statement?

no need - DWTL is the one of the world's preeminent stem cell scientists.

zing!

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For Spade:

It's obvious to any idiot how he's changed...but I'll keep that quiet from now.

burn

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^lol Phil

Will your office be open from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday?

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Question: What do you call it when Sam Spade is stabbed to death by a homeless African American during a mugging gone awry?





Answer: Justice

Humor exists in the above quote due to its veracity.

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I've been wanting to do this myself but can't devote the time to it right now.  Using the '08 (or other election) exit polls, what would happen if Limbaugh, Hannity, and Toomey got their way and all moderate Republicans were purged from the Republican Party?  What would America look like if all of us RINOs decided that we would rather deal with the left-wing whackos than the right-wing ones?  How many EV's would Obama have gotten?  How many Democratic Senators would there be if all liberals and moderates voted together for the Dem candidate?

1.  The GOP would probably lose a couple elections in the short term but then when Americans realize conservatives share their values, we would return to the days of Reagan dominence.  Good riddance to snarlin arlen.

2.  America would look like it does now, as liberals control all three branches of government and the media.  We would just have even more liberals in the tent...liberals who call themselves moderate, which is laughable.

3.   See my answer to question one.  After a few election cycles, the conservative movement would be stonger than ever.  Creme always rises to the top.

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The lefties and libs spend so much time stroking each other and sucking each other off around here

Why wasn't I informed of this?

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Page 1: Keystone Phil's birthday

Pages 2 & 3: (skipped)

Page 4: Animated Japanese mansex

seems reasonable to me.

post of the year

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I'm from West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, relaxing all good and shooting some bball outside of school, when a couple of guys that were up to know good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mama got scared; she said you're going to live with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air!

And that's how my ancestry from West Philly moved out west.

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Why does the "2010 Elections" board exist?

Another government make-work program for Supersoulty.

haha, and they said he'd jumped the shark

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context is required

hahahahahaha

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...and ruin his chance at going to heaven?   i will not be a party to that.

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If we already have full restrictions, then I suppose there isn't much more we can do at this time.  If the situation worsens, then we must be prepared for military action.

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Can anyone please explain what makes Franken's victory illegitimate and why Coleman is clearly the real winner? (Please note that this question has absolutely nothing to do with the 2000 election so don't mention it in your reply.)

Because Franken is a librul comedian whose presence will darken a chamber that otherwise can boast for the presence of such distinguished statesmen like David Vitter, James Inhoffe, Tom Coburn, Jeff Sessions and Jim Bunning.

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Here's a likely possibility :

In 2013 Illegal aliens are deported, Arizona, Texas and other border states  stop trending to the left.

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It's DudeFest, bro.

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Marry her based entirely on her beauty? No.
Pay to sleep with her for her beauty? Yes, but I don't have any money. **THANK YOU BUSH**

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Apparently the top 25th percentile of income is what DWTL thinks is average.

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That's hardly a fair characterization of DailyKos. The discussion there often rivals and surpasses the discussion here.

Whatever bro. There's some pretty indepth discussion over there, if you pay attention. Nate Silver, of course, got his start over there as well.

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That's hardly a fair characterization of DailyKos. The discussion there often rivals and surpasses the discussion here.

Whatever bro. There's some pretty indepth discussion over there, if you pay attention. Nate Silver, of course, got his start over there as well.

Wow, Lord Nate is making a reappearance.  I haven't hear his name in awhile.  The discussion may in depth, but its certainly not substantive, rational, or intelligent

Well, you're welcome to hold your own uninformed opinions, I suppose.

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Am I the only Democrat besides Sensei who golfs?

Something like that. Face it - yours is a fascist sport.

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PA and OH are never dropping that far in population (at least not in the near term) short of some sort of really, really bad disaster (like nukes going off in the major cities). Also California losing 15 EV in forty years is ridiculous. Also the rest of the map is ridiculous.

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He's done with you. Consider it a blessing and move on.

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I agree there's an inherent conflict there, jmfcst, like keeping lions and lambs together.  Eventually the muslims would slaughter the gays.