The Comedy Goldmine

[minionofmidas]

Reminds me of that one city entrance sign in Frankfurt that's been amusing me for years despite the crass lowbrowness of the statement.

[official print]Frankfurt am Main[/official print]
[vandalism]Wir Ficken Jeden[/vandalism]

[minionofmidas]

Come on buddy, put it in the Goldmine..... please?

[minionofmidas]

We'll make sure to wake you up in about 4 years.

Let's not, and say we did.

[minionofmidas]

Wildcard bet: Elena Kagan came out of the closet to her colleagues at that meeting on Thursday and made a strong case that people in her position shouldn't be denied the right to marry someone they love. The court is swayed by her personal appeal, and decides to use the Prop 8 case (and specifically, upholding the facts and decision of the district court trial) to unanimously legalize same-sex marriage nationwide as a basic human right. It'll be like Brown v. Board, with the unanimity of the court playing a huge role in the decision's acceptance throughout most of the nation. Kagan publicly comes out of the closet in the decision of the court itself, which all eight of the other justices join in a show of support.

Basically correct, but BK fingered the wrong Justice.

It will of course be Scalia doing that.

[minionofmidas]

Basically correct, but BK fingered the wrong Justice.

kinky

He is a kinky one, is our Bacon King.

[minionofmidas]

All that's wrong with both images is the dough.

[minionofmidas]

Is there a Catholic Unionist Party?

[minionofmidas]

How is that funny? Because it's called CUP? That's lame.

No, because... well that's not how NI works. Actually the funniest bit was not what Lewis quoted, it was asking whether the UUP was a Catholic unionist party which to say the least, is a bit odd.

He edited that in afterwards.

I put it here because we don't have a douse-yourself-in-sulphur-and-light-it mine yet.

[minionofmidas]

What are his positions on women ?

Generally against.

Came here to post that.

That's not really funny.  Funny would have been to answer "missionary".

The funny effect is in the mimicry - click for context.

[minionofmidas]

I'm open to gay marriage. Where's my thread?

Where it should be.  Locked in a closet with Marcus Bachmann.

I thought of putting it in sulfur but for that it would have to be more closely based on Nappie.

[minionofmidas]

That first picture is wonderful. Both fun while also somehow really foreboding. An elderly Bush wheels in slowly, eying his prey. When will he strike and show those bitches the meaning of patriotism?

[minionofmidas]

I don't get it.

It's a cock.

Tennessee is the cock. Eastern Iowa is a big nose. Southeast Missouri is the guy's fat gut.

[minionofmidas]

Looks a bit better if you make the man very obviously pink, like we honkies:

He's standing in Louisiana, so obviously he's got that perma sun-deepfried look to his skin. Pink he was as a baby.

[minionofmidas]

Looks a bit better if you make the man very obviously pink, like we honkies:

He's standing in Louisiana, so obviously he's got that perma sun-deepfried look to his skin. Pink he was as a baby.

I'm still pink.  We tropicals never go outside, staying in air conditioning.

No upper-middle-class person who can afford to do that is anywhere near that hung.

[minionofmidas]

I'm very conflicted about the existence of a God or Gods, but I am convinced that there is a higher power of sorts. Not a person or living being, but rather a physical power. It's very tough to explain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinoza%27s_god

really?  A twelve-year-old has an existential crisis and you immediately direct him toward the esoteric and unorthodox philosophy of Spinoza?

This is why you're having trouble getting laid, man.  

Am I the only one seeing a double entendre in Angus' post?

[minionofmidas]

oiuioa oeaie?

[minionofmidas]

It does look pretty.

[minionofmidas]

Now that Bushie does whatever Torie demands, I suggest that his account be considered an official sock and that Torie be banned for maintaining two accounts.

I don't see the joke. Meatpuppets are just as banworthy as sockpuppets; this is a fact.

[minionofmidas]

Now that Bushie does whatever Torie demands, I suggest that his account be considered an official sock and that Torie be banned for maintaining two accounts.

I don't see the joke. Meatpuppets are just as banworthy as sockpuppets; this is a fact.

Well I meant that it was funny that memphis so cleverly captured Torie with-his-hand-up-the-sock, it could have been memorialized just as well in the Sulpher mine or the Simple truth mine.

Indeed, it has been, as I found out just after posting this.

[minionofmidas]

As a fellow half Persian, everything he's saying is correct.

That's why it's a funny and good post.

[minionofmidas]

New shirts came today! Just one, unfortunately. I look like crap in one and the other has a swear word on it

Where are these coming from?  Do you live at Goodwill?

Nope, I paid for them with hard earned American dollars.

Do goodwill stores not accept American currency anymore?

I laughed.

[minionofmidas]

For the record, Opebo, BRTD and Xahar were pretty close to making it. I'm pretty surprised they didn't (though positively so for the first 2 ).

The forum is mostly toadies nowadays.  Look at this poll - most of the top vote-getters are moderators!

Well, Al is a moderator in the same way that Fred Phelps is a Democrat, though.