Which posters would you totally hang out with in person?

[minionofmidas]

I have already met a few posters. As for who I would willingly hang out with right now, just one person. Not Alcon, though. Alcon eats puppies.

He doesn't just eat puppies, he eats them alive. He bites off their little puppy paws first, then their ears. Why bother adding salt when tears work just as well?

I know. I taught him how to do that the first time we totally hung out with each other in person.