The Sexuality Spectrum Test

[Sensei]

35

[Sensei]

32. Interesting... I consider myself 100% heterosexual.

well, I think anybody who got the maximum straight score is probably a latent homosexual doctoring the score.

[Sensei]

You scored 9 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the opposite gender, but either gender would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.
I think it was because I don't have any desire for any sort of relations.

NEWS BREAK: Xahar hits for both teams.

[Sensei]

http://www.allthetests.com/quiz18/quizpu.php?testid=1139849792&katname=

Here's a different test. It's not on a spectrum scale but it's less obvious in its questions....maybe you'll be surprised...*cough*cough*Jmfcst*cough*

I got bi-curious heterosexual. I wouldn't call myself bi-curious, but internet tests are probably not accurate gauges.

[Sensei]

So... the second test tells me I'm homophobic. That's surprising news.

the test was written by a moron who didn't know English

well the results were at least near-accurate for everyone else.

[Sensei]

I gotta 25, which appears to be the lowest number of all the heterosexuals in this thr ead.

"You are not exclusively heterosexual, but you prefer the opposite sex over the same sex. While you might be willing to fool around with the same sex to some extent, you would go all the way with the opposite sex. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this could change after you do some experimenting."

I have no idea what I answered for this result.

I got 30, and the same thing.  Apparently getting an opposite-sex hug without turning it into the missionary position is gay.

you mean, that's not normal? That explains the weird looks I keep getting from female acquaintances.

[Sensei]

So... the second test tells me I'm homophobic. That's surprising news.

the test was written by a moron who didn't know English

well the results were at least near-accurate for everyone else.

What do you mean by "else"?

on the second test, the Bi people got bi scores, the straight people got "heterosexual bi-curious" scores which are at least near-accurate.