Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Here's one that's even remotely recent!

Whites(mainly the Brittish) may of started imperialism but it was Zionist Bankers who made their fortune financing it and now they are the ones who run things. Some call it the New World Order

[Kaine for Senate '18]

there is a map of Oklahoma next to the word "Benighted" in the dictionary

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I don't know how and when the Temple will be rebuilt, it may by the result of a peace treaty, but I would suspect it will be rebuilt as the result of a WMD war between Israel and its neighbors:  In such a case, Israel will suffer great loss but will win, then the Jews will expell the Muslims from the land and rebuild the Temple.  (Such a path to the rebuilding of the Temple is only a guess on my, but it is plausible.)  The expelling of Muslims from the Holy Land and the rebuilding of the Temple will lead to worldwide upheaval, thus setting the stage for the new world order in which the AntiChrist will propose a peace treaty ending the Israeli/Muslim conflict.  Such a scenario is possible within the next 10 years, certainly within the next 50 years.

Nurse?! One of the patients has escaped!

[Kaine for Senate '18]

When I first saw the title of the thread, I read "live" as a verb, not a noun, and was left thinking "I don't want to live in Portland, and I don't want GPorter as my flatmate..."

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Add me to the wiki. I wish to relive my epic last minute Senate race against Smid.

It is the thing epic ballads are made of - the gargantuan struggle of two write-in candidates, neither of whom formally declared prior to the close of nominations. In years to come, classics majors will need to read The Iliad, The Odyssey, Beowulf and The Northeast Senate race of February 2009.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Ok, this has officially descended into utter stupidity. 

Your kindness and civility are, as always, appreicated. 

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Check the thread:

DWTL is no question the best man for your vote. It would truly be an honor to have someone like you cast a ballot in this imaginary game for him, and my sleepless nights would go away in one click of the button "post." I realize this post is extremely serious and needs our attention, which is why I am wasting time working hard to sway you on my fellow RPPers behalf. Please note I will be ignoring your writing assignment request.

First of all, DWTL is for states rights. He doesn't want the oppressive federal government to slide their heavy hands under the wastes of the states. Rick Santorum also doesn't like it when the government slides its hands under PA's waste. It's unclean and uncool.

Second, the kid loves Italy. Forgive his liberal use of the word "sauce." I imagine he was watching And 1 Street Ball, featuring T.I., and had his mind on his favorite player, "Hot Sauce," when he made that post.

Third, his username is "Down with the left," a slogan Mr. Santorum himself uses on a daily basis when referencing Senator Casey.

Fourth, Lief is lame for actually following your request in writing an essay on Santorum. He clearly believes Obama would win Kansas if it was a Obama v. Santorum matchup.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Einzige's first post:

I am a twenty-year-old Democrat

So very unlikely he has an accredited degree higher than a Master's, or any degree at all in fact besides a two-year one.

He got Constine'd!

BTW, the post quoted in the quoted post is BRTD's Crowning Moment of Awesome on this forum.

Totally agree.  It was his single best post.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Genius:

How the Great Depression was handled in Europe? We knew it was caused by the Jews, so we tried to eradicate them. Didn't work, so I recommend another solution this time.

That made me laugh (even though it shouldn't).

[Kaine for Senate '18]

though Ben's map comes close.

The map was serious, though

I do hope that all of you got your ice cream choices approved by Rush Limbaugh.

I think his doctor told him not to.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Limbaugh is a really intelligent man and unlike the liberal talkers who just whine and play victim he suggests real solutions to problems.  Even so why would we go with a guy who has a checked past with drugs (assuming the liberal media told the truth about that -- and that's a BIG assumtion.) and three marriages? 

We would do way better with an experienced politician like Jim Demint, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, John Thune or my favorite choice-  Tom Coburn.  Any of them would be superior to Rush.

But to answer your question ------ after four years of TOTAL FAIL by the worst president in US history, our most mediocre candidate will soar. 

Before anyone calls this a hack map be sure to consider the reality that Obama is ing things up at an exponential (i think that's the right word) rate.

Heres how I see it

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I've got 66 Rooney songs

Rin-chan

lol. Do they even have 66 songs?

Not from their two albums, but combining their EPs and recordings of stuff they did before they were signed... yes

Rin-chan

lol. that's really scraping the bottom of the barrel for your Rooney fix...
I suspect you have a file named "Robert Schwartzman telling Jehovah's Witnesses to go away.mp3"

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I don't know, but I do the know the worst poster.

1. Coburn in 2012 (he's as dumb as a doorknob)

Awww Hashemite, he not as dumb as a doorknob.  He's dumb as a box of hammers.

Please make a note of it.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Ben is approaching Winfield/Mitt Romney levels.

I very much disagree.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Don't you love how ben always backs up his points with such strong arguments? Reminds me of his unbeatable argument when I said he didn't live in the South and he responded with "Yes, I do."

If you compare the posts I've made about Warner, and the posts Winfield makes about Romney, there's a clear difference.  Winfield seems to worship Romney, while I just like the guy.  I've expressed doubts about Warner, whereas Winfield has never said anything about Romney except blind love.  I've explained why I support Warner, Winfield hasn't really given such an explanation.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Why would I want to coexist with a religion that wants to kill me?

Really, a religion wants to kill you? I find that highly improbable personally

Maybe a few members of said religion have that intention?

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[Kaine for Senate '18]

At first I didn't know who "I'm a dinnerjacket" was, but then Lief made made realize he was referring to Ahmadinejad.  That's the first time I ever heard that. lol

Dead0 uses that quite a bit, too.  I'm surprised you never noticed it.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Further, he is not about to run for president right after running for senate.

Yeah, what kind of political nb would do that?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Loved it.  But I probably spent to much time on sports and girls and not enough time hitting the books.  Oh well...I had fun and thats important. 

I see that.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

You're doing it wrong.  This is a poll about Arlen Specter.  The options have to be "Guilty," "Not Guilty," and "Not Proven."

[Kaine for Senate '18]

http://www.fishsniffer.com/dbachere/070607smelt.html

Old news but you know what?  My uncle lives out there and says farms are being force to destroy their fruit trees and many crops because they cant get water.  And why? Because some left wing liberal tree hugger of a judge says they have to conserve water in order to save some fish called a smelt.  This is shades of the spotted owl.  or snail darter.

How stupid can this country get?

I don't understand why someone would prefer a spotted owl to hundreds of jobs in the lumber industry.  or Why someone would save a smelt instead of preserving farms in California that bring in millions into the state economy.  That was my one criticism of Bush (for those who say I agree with everything he did, I did not) he was way to pro environment.  This happened on his watch and he could have fought it through the courts.

But the main thing is, now that obama is President we are going to have it almost as bad as if Algore were the pres.  And people wonder why our economy is tanking?  Maybe if we prefered humans to fish and owls, things would be better.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Now if someone said 'These Colours Don't Run', that I could appreciate.

Yeah, I hate when people say "color" with no "u" in it too.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Clinton ran so far to the right that there was almost no difference between him and Dole.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

jamespol is an artificial persona and an amusing one at that.

artificial?  A machine? Like a robot?  Look, I am not stupid. They cannot make things like that yet.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I'm from West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, relaxing all good and shooting some bball outside of school, when a couple of guys that were up to know good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mama got scared; she said you're going to live with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air!

And that's how my ancestry from West Philly moved out west.