Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update)

[JohnnyLongtorso]

Bushie took out $7k in loans when his program only cost $3k (with books)? No wonder student loan debt is such a problem these days.

Also, I love how you all are still trying to help him. You're saints.

[JohnnyLongtorso]

My experience with the federal government is that all the brainless federal jobs with absolute job security are being filled by contractors now. The only federal employees that still have those jobs are people who have been working in the same position for 20-25 years and are just making time until they hit retirement. They are, not surprisingly, the laziest bunch of SOBs I've ever had to deal with in my life.

2. Do you seriously pay your bills by regular mail? For God's sake, Jeff. Pay them online and save your poor father the gas money and the stamps to mail the checks.

It's a long-established trait of Bushie that he does things that generally only senior citizens do. (One wonders why the bills don't just go straight to his parents; it would save some time.)

Also, I'm really enjoying this new Bushism of "mom's sister" instead of "aunt". I can't believe nobody's picked up on it.

[JohnnyLongtorso]

What kind of grades did you get at Northwestern Oklahoma State (go Rangers!)? And what kind of classes did you take outside of your major?

[JohnnyLongtorso]

I have a plan.

1. Put the CAD/job business to rest.
2. Take out another student loan.
3. Get a Masters of Theological Studies from Oklahoma Christian University.
4. Knock it out of the park because you're actually passionate about it.
5. Move to North Carolina.
6. Enroll in the doctorate program at Duke.
7. Become a career academic.
8. Die with some respectability to your name and about the same amount of massive debt as you probably would've built up chasing scams on your parents dime anyway.

It might just be crazy enough to work.

That would require good grades in undergrad, which Bushie probably did not get. He never answered my question about his grades/what classes he took. Looks like NWOSU only requires a 2.0 GPA to graduate.

[JohnnyLongtorso]

The family (apparently regularly) drives 16 hours round trip to stay somewhere for maybe a day and a half? It's clear that Bushie's bizarre eccentricities are genetic.