At least he can answer us the age old question: Is giving birth really more painful than being kicked in the nuts?
No she can't. She doesn't have nuts.
And that has already been answered. It hurts worse to give birth, no doubt about it. The kicker (teehee) is that men get hit in the nuts dozens (on average) of times in their life times whereas the ladies only give birth 1 or 2 times (again, average) and it can be controlled. I'd trade one or two instances of slightly worse, yet planned pain for random and often (relatively) slightly less pain. We men need to bring up this little factoid everytime a woman bitches about child birth. I know I do.