Comedy Goldmine V: A Tribute to Delayed Sequels with Over-the-Hill Actors

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One word: Strippergate

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Is this a joke.

No.  Clearly you don't understand.  Here is a graphic illustration of a McCain/Hutchinson vs. Obama/Schweitzer ticket:



As you can see, the Hutchinfront radiates gloriously out of Texas, even warming the frigid hearts of the Illinois voter.  Safe McCain.

The whole thread belongs here, really.

Probably the funniest BRTD thread I've ever seen.

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The map we've all been waiting for:

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olds

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the 10 Canadian Provinces and 3 Territories (each admitted as single "States")

No, it's 9 provinces, 3 territories, and one nation within a nation

According to the CIA World Factbook

10 provinces and 3 territories*;
1)Alberta
2)British Columbia
3)Manitoba
4)New Brunswick
5)Newfoundland and Labrador
Northwest Territories* (1)
6)Nova Scotia
Nunavut* (2) (Nation within Nation?)
7)Ontario
8)Prince Edward Island
9)Quebec
10)Saskatchewan
Yukon Territory* (3)

Please tell me where we differ. What are we considering a Province, that you don't??

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The voting booth is now closed.

With the booth closed, we have 8 ayes, 8 nays, and 2 abstentions. It appears that the Amendment did not pass in the Northeast. You gave up a good fight for a Constitutional Amendment, but sadly, you just couldn't get over the hump.




x Gov. AndrewCT

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Circular reasoning is quite logical.

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Do you consider Kentucky to be a southern state, last time I checked it was not.

His non-Wikipedia source must be wonderful.

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I tried replying to an email saying "please unsubscribe me" and all I got was a "thanks for writing to me, but unfortunately I can't respond to all the email I get, -Hillary" note.

You already posted this.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, unless your dealing w/negative numbers

That made no sense.

What do you mean that it made no sense? What grade are you in, pre-k ot maybe even younger than that.

Two negative numbers multiplied or divided by eachother and sometimes added and subtracted from eachother  make a positive number.

Mr. oh I am so perfect and I have been studying politics since I was five years old. Everyone else is a hack except me.

You need to understand that the world does not revolve only around you.

I'd like to know what two negative numbers can be added together and sometimes produce a positive number.

Adding negative two and negative minus twenty-seven, for example. 

What about -i?

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What about -i?

Negative i plus negative i gives you negative 2i.

I never was good at math.

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i might be dumb, but ill never understand why so many democrats hate clinton so much.

on top of that, some of these 'democrats' get hard ons for bob barr and ron paul but hate hillary.

i dont get it.   

Just on this site. Clearly half of all democrats love them. Truth is, is that the party would be nothing without them.

Conan, that is really not a nice thing to say about Walter.  Please apologize immediately.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Naw, Duke can't hold a match to Winfield.

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BARACK OBAMA CLINCHES THE NOMINATION!!!!!!!!

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No you're confusing me with WalterMitty.

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Why did Ben switch parties? Was there some thread that I missed?

Aye. Thread about Israel and Iran, as well as several Joe Lieberman threads. I called him an R-VA, and he took it literally.

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Two quotes from the same thread:

It really is something that Obama made himself into a star in such a short period of time but I certainly don't like it. I do believe electing this guy would be such a big mistake. You guys are expecting far too much from him.

You give Obama too much credit.  Certainly, he has been riding the wave of stardom, but the wave itself was created by the media.  They have been looking for a Democratic savior for some time. 

Obama was born of white woman, but not of white man - so he is not tainted by sin.  His name is Barack Hussein Obama - which is not even American.  He is coming to deliver America from its sins of internationalism and take the throne from "the king of this world", Bush (Satan).

Don't worry...America will be looking for salvation in 2012...and I can see it now...

Huckabee: 535
Obama: 3

I have the utmost respect for John McCain, the individual. He is a hero to our country and to the world.

One can be a war hero and a terrible president. Look at U.S. Grant as an example.

Grant wasn't a terrible President.  Look at Pierce.

Michael A. Naso once again shows that he is living in his Republican wet dream, while Benjamin A. Constine once again shows that he has no comprehension of history.

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Jim, I'm convinced.  You are a robot.

Hey, it's true.

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Ben, you don't want to bring that one up.

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Ben, you don't want to bring that one up.

Why not?

Have you forgotten?

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Ben, you don't want to bring that one up.

Why not?

Have you forgotten?

bring us up to speed, Xahar.

Self-posting that on the 4th Goldmine.

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Ben, you don't want to bring that one up.

Why not?

Have you forgotten?

bring us up to speed, Xahar.

Self-posting that on the 4th Goldmine.

Oh. How could i forget that....

The incident that left gporter smelling like a rose.

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Regardless of whether I was poor or rich, I would still believe that taxation is theft and that welfare discourages coming out of poverty.

Love that certainty.

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Do you plan on getting more votes than Joel Mahoney?

I'm not sure how many votes he got, or what office he ran for, but I plan on getting between 1 & 2% of the vote.

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Gporter currently has his senate prediction with the GOP picking up WV