The Case for Kasich as POTUS

[The Mikado]

You do realize that it's literally mathematically impossible for him to hit 1237, right?

[The Mikado]

It is seriously unnerving reading posts that use that many exclamation marks! Exclamation marks should be used sparingly, to preserve their power to deliver impact! Someone who uses exclams for every sentence comes off as either loud, vapid, or just super-caffeinated! In fact, a good rule of thumb I've heard is that one out of every one hundred sentences deserves an exclam!

[The Mikado]

There's a very real chance that Kasich ends up 1/56 in victories in delegate-awarding contests, only in the top two in under 10 other contests, winning under 10% of delegates, a distant third behind Trump and Cruz and only marginally ahead of Rubio, who dropped out midway through.

In what universe is such a colossal loser a proper nominee?

Whatever else we can say about GOP voter preference, it's already clear that less than 15% of GOP primary voters will have expressed a preference for Kasich, and in many states sub-10% or even sub-5% have. Why would or should the party fall in line behind him?