The Senate Bar, The Appendix

[JohnFKennedy]

*walks in and looks around before proceeding to the bar*

Hey barman, get me a scotch and soda, hold the soda. Been a long day.

[JohnFKennedy]

It's soccer night

The igscreen is showing a repeat of the Euro2004 final between Greece and Portugal, and we have hired 5 mini-foot tables for the enjoyment of the senators

(they are the ones with the bars with players on them)

Do we have a pool table?

[JohnFKennedy]

Senator Harry announces he can beat everyone in the room at pool.  Everyone in the room promptly lines up and beats Harry, one-by-one.

*Blows on the top of his cue*

Watch this, it is a trick shot if mine.

*sticks cue behind his back instead of in front of him and takes a shot to pot the black ball to win the game*

*blows on cue*

Nice Game.

[JohnFKennedy]

Later Tonight:

"PBrunsel "Herbert Hoover Stand Up Comedy" Routine."

Yeah I can imagine the jokes..

How do you make millions poor? Elect Me!

Mr. Hoover was walking with Andrew Mellon. At that time a call cost 10 cents. Hoover needed to call a friend so he told Mellon, "Give me a nickel, I need to call a friend." Mellon gave Hoover a dime, "Here" he said, "Call all your friends."

*Da-buhm-da!*

Thank's i'll be here all week.

Shall I assume Hoover already had a nickel then? If it cost 10 cents to make a call.

[JohnFKennedy]

Reaganfan takes a shot of Jack, and falls on the floor. PBrunsel looks down and quotes Hoover.

Hey Hugh, we got another non-Senator!!!

[JohnFKennedy]

Where is everyone?

It's the holidays, they are probably contemplating suicide around now.