Overtime Politics Thread (WARNING: Possible fraud)

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

THIS IS NOT A REAL POLL. THIS IS SOME BLOGGER IDIOT WHO JUST PULLS NUMBERS OUT OF HIS ASS.

So, this guy doesn't even poll anybody?  I have no idea what the deal is.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

New SC poll: Sanders has closed heavily

Sanders 58%
Clinton 42%

He's crushing it with 70% of whites and is tied with blacks. Looks like he will duplicate New Hampshire here. Hillary is done.

Great news!

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Wait, we're still discussing this "firm" as if it's a real thing? I already showed how they're literally just making up numbers on page 15. Stop discussing this "pollster" as if it's anything other than one bored guy making up numbers and claiming that he has a staff, in the hopes that he'll get a paid client at some point in the future. This thread should be locked and any future posts about it should be deleted.

Real polling costs a lot of money: if he was actually conducting as many polls as he was posting, then the only possible explanation would be that he's a very wasteful multi-millionaire with nothing to do. If he was a very wasteful multi-millionaire with nothing to do, then he'd actually hire the staff necessary to perform real polling with real methodology, real questions and real results. Ever wonder why well-established and respected polling firms aren't cranking out multiple polls of irrelevant states each and every week? Yeah...

Shhhh....

This has Update-sized potential.  25 pages!