The Senate Bar, The Appendix

[Platypus]

This is an area for Senators to relax, talk with each other, and discuss bills in a quiet and civil way, along with a few drinks. Nothing is allowed to be quoted from the bar, but that doesn't mean anything can be said-I will ban people from the bar for drunk, overly immoral or disorderly behaviour for up to a week.

Now back to positive stuff. Beer is cheap, but make sure you don't charge it to the taxpayers; there are several seperate booths for hire and we have los of stuff to do-Monday nights it's Rugby Union, Tuesdays it's Soccer, Wednesday is Trivia night, Thursday night is Happy Night; cheap beer and no entertainment, Friday night is Live Music, Saturday Night is Aussie Rules Football and Sunday night is American Gridiron. Opening hours are 5pm-midnight, unless there is an all night session in the parliament. Coincidentally, it's 5-midnight in any timezone On Sundays we open at 1pm.

Coincidentally, Sunday is my night off


Now that thats all done, it's time to open the bar:


WELCOME TO THE APPENDIX! Free beer for an hour to all Senators, for half an hour for the President, and for 15 minutes for the cabinet! (In order of importance of running the country, wuith the most important the most sober )

[Platypus]

I've just got confrmation: Our first live band will be Grinspoon. Sorry, I tried

[Platypus]

if she consents, its fine; but hire a booth

As our first guest, you get free beers for then nect week

[Platypus]

I'm afraid we don't carry that. Our beer list is small an international; with no more then two beers from any country.

Our American beers are Pabst Blue and Budweiser, or for an international flaour, I suggest the Australian Cacade Lager or the Irish Guiness.

[Platypus]

Coming right up

*spikes drink with happy juice*

**doesnt't mean alcohol, means Apple Blackcurrant juice **

[Platypus]

Nation throws an empty beer bottle at everyone on stage. They fall down, unconcious.

3 day ban, effective from 11:20pm July 19, 2004 to 11:20pm July 22nd, 2004. Violation of this ban will lead to a further one week ban. Violation of that ban will lead to permanent banning. Violation of that ban will mean i will never ever vote for you in anything

Just because the music is crap doesn't mean anything.

BTW, It's Tuesday night. You know what that means...

[Platypus]

It's soccer night

The igscreen is showing a repeat of the Euro2004 final between Greece and Portugal, and we have hired 5 mini-foot tables for the enjoyment of the senators

(they are the ones with the bars with players on them)

[Platypus]

Later Tonight:

"PBrunsel "Herbert Hoover Stand Up Comedy" Routine."

Yeah I can imagine the jokes..

How do you make millions poor? Elect Me!

ba-dum-bah!

I hope that was from outside the window

[Platypus]

Governors and Cabinet Members are allowed in, but everything costs 10% extra for them and they can't use the pool table

[Platypus]

Are you a senator, Super?

[Platypus]

yes, but because you defeated ILV you don't get to use the pool table OR the jukebox

[Platypus]

Grand re-opening Sunday night, 7pm North American Eastern Standard Time.

There will be balloons and party pies!

(Reading the start of this thread was hilarious. I was even worse at typing back then then I am now)