Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Platypus]

1 hour thread lock plz alcoun

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last post here
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=32969.0

I actually put that there as an easter egg, something I do occasionally

[Platypus]

Sensei, you are massive failing.

[Platypus]

Damn activist legislators legislating from the legislature.

double bang

[Platypus]

Yes, I also enjoy playing my N64, listening to Matchbox 20, and following the developments in the Lewinsky scandal....

[Platypus]

Pork is my least favourite of the major meats. It is tolerable, but I hate ham, and bacon is gross by itself.

What's your favorite "major meat"? Tube steak?

I know you're making a joke states, but I'm not sure what tube steak is, so it's gone over my head.

In which case, the tube steak has been served about 8-10 inches too high.

[Platypus]

http://www.fishsniffer.com/dbachere/070607smelt.html

Old news but you know what?  My uncle lives out there and says farms are being force to destroy their fruit trees and many crops because they cant get water.  And why? Because some left wing liberal tree hugger of a judge says they have to conserve water in order to save some fish called a smelt.  This is shades of the spotted owl.  or snail darter.

How stupid can this country get?

I don't understand why someone would prefer a spotted owl to hundreds of jobs in the lumber industry.  or Why someone would save a smelt instead of preserving farms in California that bring in millions into the state economy.  That was my one criticism of Bush (for those who say I agree with everything he did, I did not) he was way to pro environment.  This happened on his watch and he could have fought it through the courts.

But the main thing is, now that obama is President we are going to have it almost as bad as if Algore were the pres.  And people wonder why our economy is tanking?  Maybe if we prefered humans to fish and owls, things would be better.

Wheres the funny?

[Platypus]

I personally do not believe sexual acts are protected by the Constitution.

I do, to some extent.  Lawrence v. Texas was the correct decision, for example.

Interesting.

Why?

[Platypus]

I'm from West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, relaxing all good and shooting some bball outside of school, when a couple of guys that were up to know good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mama got scared; she said you're going to live with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air!

And that's how my ancestry from West Philly moved out west.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=94229.msg2002333#msg2002333

[Platypus]

Wait....is "f****t" offensive again?

yeah, we tried the whole word reclamation thing, and it worked for dyke, queer and fairy, but not for f****t.

[Platypus]

I remember old Lunar. He was less interesting.

[Platypus]

I know it's against protocol, but this post was exceptionally under-appreciated:

pot

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They're all great characters.

All except Krusty

[Platypus]

I used to want t do be President until I realized it was impossible and I have the worst possible last name for it.

Your last name is Hitlerf****t?

Deserves recognition.

[Platypus]

DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE KILLED THE GOLDMINE? YOUSE GUYZ!

[Platypus]

Way to go out on a limb with a controversal poll, Cutie.

What next? "Ethnic Cleansing: Pro or Con"?