Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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Prussian Blue - "Skinhead Boy"

that's my jam

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At this moment the Act is passing 7-0 with 3 senators having not voted.  I think this truly shows this Senate's willingness to compromise.

     Followed immediately by:

Nay

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lol @ wikipedia

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     That really is a classic example of what wikipedia is not supposed to say.

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     LOL at how concisely ilikeverin owned Coburn's wall-o-text.

They were savages intent on mass murder of white settlers so we defended ourselves.

Bullshit.  They weren't savages, first of all.  Second of all, we came in and took their land; they were the ones defending themselves.  Finally, we're the ones who committed mass murder, not the Indians.

Another product of a government education. Great. 

First, it is true some bad things were done to the indians on ocassion. The worst had to be what the Spanish explorers allowed to happen but they were just so shocked by the human sacrifice and mass butchery of the Aztecs and Incas they over reactions.

 But second, countless times the indians murdered white women and children.  I am talking about in north america like the Pilgrim times and the French and Indian war.  We had every right to settle here and yes, some times land was wrongly stolen.  But lots of these indians were nomads who left their land for long periods.  Others were just stagnating and not developing.  Progress is a good thing not a bad thing.  Liberals want you to believe it is bad but white Europeans brougth progress to America.

And now the indians are on the welfare dole AND raking in the bucks with their casino gambling.  Favored minority status...hmmm...who really came out on top?

Please stick to facts

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obama is an extremist radical sociailist and bayh is just an old style democrat liberal

There's an object out there called a "dictionary", and I do believe you'll find it very useful in looking up the words 'socialist' and 'liberal', as neither of which mean what you think they do.

But it's true.  He has no idea as to what those terms mean.   

A lot of people on here don't. Most people in North America don't either.

     Yep. I make a specific point of referring to them as "leftists", voicing my displeasure with the utter abuse of the word "liberal" employed by Americans.

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I was hoping someone would notice that.

    Yeah, that's a pretty good one.

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     This is me posting with the phone icon.

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One time, this kid (we'll call him Person A) I knew told this other kid I knew (Person B), "Why don't you just fuck me in the ass?"...as if it was supposed to be an insult to Person B. Almost like "Why don't you just kiss my ass?"

I would've said "yes" to his modest proposal and start ass attacking him with my phallic sword until it my white love laser cannon was fully charged and then I would eviscerare his asshole with the magic lasers from my love laser cannon. Afterwards I would get called a "f****t" for destroying another dude's ass, but I could always use the defense "I was given orders".

     Re-posting this for goldmine purposes.

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I think paddict was creator of this site.

http://obamaisliterallyhitler.tumblr.com/

And did you create this site?

http://www.cpusa.org/

I LOLed at work just because of how awful and stupid of a comeback it was.

     I felt the same way. That post is a classic example of something being funny solely because of how stupid it is.

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JC on crack:

Ok, I have been writing a political story for a few monthes now. I will now post it in many parts.


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2056 Election Results :

Mark Flynn (D-NE) /  Winston Erchit (D-OH) : 270 (51.09%)
Olliver Garnette (R-ME) / Emily Udall (R-KY) : 268 (46.91%)
Other : 2.00%


(I g2g to sleep, I'll update it later)

That was so ridiculous, I laughed.

What? The Mormons just had a lot of kids, that's all.

I'm not certain if JewishConservative was suggesting a relation to the Udall political family, but whatever you say. The rest still doesn't make sense.

Utah's EV total?

     Nevada has undergone a similar population explosion apparently. Odd given that California has shrunk relative to the rest of the nation as well as Idaho & Wyoming remaining pretty consistent (though Wyoming did grow enough to pick up an extra EV).

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     Notice here that half of the tabs he has open are Final Fantasy-related.

Just sayin':

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Just those two? Hell, you never saw the rest of the window.

     Three, since you can see half of a FF-related tab about bards (probably spoony ones at that).