Office of Vice President Duke (vote for The Truth: the new constitution)

[Lincoln Republican]

Welcome to the race Duke. 

I am looking forward to a spirited contest, a lively discussion, and I believe we should all have fun doing it. 

[Lincoln Republican]

Welcome Cincinnatus to the campaign. 

On a personal note, I must say it has been a pleasure for me as Governor of the Northeast to serve with you as a member of the Assembly and as Speaker.

[Lincoln Republican]

Indeed, all the best to Clarence and Andrew.

May they have speedy recoveries.

[Lincoln Republican]

My dear brother Duke, it was with a full heart and a sense of tremendous joy and gratitude when I heard of your triumphant return to Atlasia.

I wept tears of joy at  this marvelous news, yes, my dear friend, tears of joy.

This is a glorious day in the history of our republic.

As I was eating my cereal in the morning the very milk in the bowl seemed to call out to me

Duke is back, Duke is back

As I was reading my study material in the afternoon, the very pages of my book seemed to call out to me

Duke is back, Duke is back

As I was driving home from a meeting in the evening, listening to the radio, the radio itself seemed to call out to me

Duke is back, Duke is back

Yes, these are truly magnificent days, days to be remembered, days to be cherished, by all Atlasians, from coast to splendid coast. 

[Lincoln Republican]

Duke, all the best to you as you strive valiantly, dare I say like a knight of old?, to rid the Southeast Region of these archaic and elitist titles.

"Duke" is not one of the titles in the IDS is it?

[Lincoln Republican]

Just before the clock struck Friday the 13th and Jason Vorhees left the Imperial Lakes to go murder innocent children as their parents attended renaissance festivals, EmporerGovernor Flo signed into law a bill that restores the South to its former glory and rids it of the barbaric names that have plagued this region for almost 5 years.

Many of you may be wondering why I am bolding so much text, but this is a big deal. Years ago, the pro-South forces waged war with the Imperial Coat of Arms kilt wearers in the legislature and lost. It seemed as if the majority of legislators' heads were still in the clouds and still convinced that eating giant turkey legs while watching two people joust was fun.

Fast forward to now. The People, knowing that if you want something done, do it yourself, raided the region and said enough is enough. Sweet FLO was installed as governor, Maxwell joined the Legislature and the rest is history. Once The People controlled the region ravaged by inactivity, shame, and a crumbling round table, there was no stopping this train.

I want to thank all of you who supported this bill and returning the South to its ancestral self. To those who opposed, I hope you continue to work in the region and come to understand how monumental this day is.

This is trule a glorious doy.

I am weeping as I an typine, yes, my duar friond, weeping widh joy. 

It is diffidult for me to see ny keyboord, my tears ahe making my vision cloudy.

Forgive me if there are typing errors, but I camnot constrain my tears of joy ad thos glorious mews.

[Lincoln Republican]

I encourage all Southerners who are ready to return our region to its former glory and restore it to a sense of elegance, grace and charm to come out and vote for the amendment now before you here.

For the glory of the great South!

Duke my dear friend, why did you not abolish the title of Judicial Overlord and replace it with Chief Judicial Officer?

Judicial Overload is elitist, anachronistic, and a throwback to the dark days of the IDS.

[Lincoln Republican]

I encourage all Southerners who are ready to return our region to its former glory and restore it to a sense of elegance, grace and charm to come out and vote for the amendment now before you here.

For the glory of the great South!

Duke my dear friend, why did you not abolish the title of Judicial Overlord and replace it with Chief Judicial Officer?

Judicial Overload is elitist, anachronistic, and a throwback to the dark days of the IDS.

Because we'd have much more support for the bill in our legislature and in our voting booth (after I've talked to various people), and I think I speak for both Duke and I when I say we can live with Judicial Overlord if we get rid of the other silly names.

Oh, OK, thank you.

[Lincoln Republican]

I will miss you, my old friend.

All the best.

I can completely empathize with you.