Re-elect The People's Ticket Duke and Matt (On Our Re-election)

[Lincoln Republican]

Duke

If you run and if you win, will  you be using any of the White House closets?

[Lincoln Republican]

Atlasia needs President Duke.

By the way, yes, I am available for SOS. 

[Lincoln Republican]

Atlasia needs President Duke.

By the way, yes, I am available for SOS. 

Send me your resume, and I'll keep it in a special place until inauguration day, my good man.

The time is now. I'm proud to have you with me, Winfeld. You understand what's at stake in this election. The question is, who else does? Raise your hands, hold onto your breakfast, and JOIN us.

Indeed I do.  The very future of this nation.  The People shall not be denied!

[Lincoln Republican]

Even now, I can hear Atlasians from coast to coast crying out

Duke, save us, save us!

[Lincoln Republican]

Are you concerned about social conservatives fielding their own candidate over your over the top pro-homosexual rethoric? Even one who agrees with you on preserving the regions.

I have to agree.  

Duke, I don't know if you are gay or if it is just an act, and I make no judgment one way or the other, but your gay comments are getting a bit tiresome.

Stick to talking about what you plan to do for Atlasia, not to talking about your sexual preferences.

  

[Lincoln Republican]

How did you both become such moderates, who also happened to be heroes?

Well my good man, I admittedly do have moderate pragmatic views on economic issues, but I wouldn't call myself a social moderate, for I could be considered a heathen by some. How I became a hero you may ask? Well, it didn't just happen overnight you see, I traveled far away to icy frozen mountains in Asia. I was trained by the way of the sword by a master, learned to fight like very few of my fellow mortals were able, and was asked to kill a man to be initiated into a secret organization of elite ninja-like warriors. I of course refused to behead this man, fought my way through several of the elites, and eventually escaped as the building burnt down behind me, killing, at least, thinking that I killed both of the masters. That is my story. Duke I believe, was bitten by some sort of Radioactive ape, which enabled him with his vast collection of heroic powers. However the most important heroic attribute we both possess, isn't any mindblowing superpower, it is that we both do our very best to serve The People on a daily basis.

Matt, has anyone questioned your sanity of late, or are you simply cracking under the pressure that comes with a hard fought and competitive campaign?

[Lincoln Republican]

How did you both become such moderates, who also happened to be heroes?

Well my good man, I admittedly do have moderate pragmatic views on economic issues, but I wouldn't call myself a social moderate, for I could be considered a heathen by some. How I became a hero you may ask? Well, it didn't just happen overnight you see, I traveled far away to icy frozen mountains in Asia. I was trained by the way of the sword by a master, learned to fight like very few of my fellow mortals were able, and was asked to kill a man to be initiated into a secret organization of elite ninja-like warriors. I of course refused to behead this man, fought my way through several of the elites, and eventually escaped as the building burnt down behind me, killing, at least, thinking that I killed both of the masters. That is my story. Duke I believe, was bitten by some sort of Radioactive ape, which enabled him with his vast collection of heroic powers. However the most important heroic attribute we both possess, isn't any mindblowing superpower, it is that we both do our very best to serve The People on a daily basis.

Matt, has anyone questioned your sanity of late, or are you simply cracking under the pressure that comes with a hard fought and competitive campaign?

It would be the latter, my good man. But we are here for our mentally ill friends as well, as Duke so eloquently explained above!

That's a relief.  We don't want a VP who would be institutionalized.  But I suppose one who is in and out of a mental care facility from time to time is OK.